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Boston Cream Pie

When you bust a fat nut into an Irish girl from Boston who doesn’t pronounce her R’s.
“Hey Pahkah (Parker), I want you to paint my insides.”

Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”

I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.
by The Real Sputnik May 25, 2022
mugGet the Boston Cream Piemug.

Mommy banger

Mommy banger - A muted and more gentle substitute for the word motherfucker.

Alternatively spelled mommybanger.

Mommy banger - A nicer way to refer to a MILF.
Stop being such a mommy banger and go halfsies on this fat bag of weed with me.

Yo, look that hottie in the yoga pants pushing that stroller. I’d like to mommy banger.
by The Real Sputnik May 24, 2022
mugGet the Mommy bangermug.

Rise and Shine

Rise and Shine - A wake and bake with amazingly good coffee and fat ass Marley cone. The coffee makes you rise and the weed makes you shine.
Yo, got up this morning and set off my day with a proper rise and shine.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022
mugGet the Rise and Shinemug.

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