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Bhig Bhang - Very large amounts of exceedingly high quality marijuana. At least a pound or more of Cannabis Cup quality weed.
Just put some fat colas on the line to dry. We’ll be rolling some Bhig Bhang real soon.
Yo, bust me off an elbow of that Bhig Bhang.
You ever heard of the Bhig Bhang Theory?
Hell yeah bro. I live it.
Yo, bust me off an elbow of that Bhig Bhang.
You ever heard of the Bhig Bhang Theory?
Hell yeah bro. I live it.
by The Real Sputnik May 23, 2022
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Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is
exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is
exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.
Yo, don’t get a sack from Kevin, he’s such a scrundle bumpkin.
Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.
That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.
Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.
That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.
by The Real Sputnik May 23, 2022
Get the Scrundle Bumpkin mug.Chittiemac - used as an extension of chitties, chittiemac includes the chin, titties, and stomach, and is gender neutral in its application to obese people.
Chittiemac - When a person is so obese the chin, tits, and stomach rolls all connect, and only nipples can be used to recognize where titties begin and end.
Chittiemac - Beyond obese. Shit may be orbiting you. You can smuggle a quarter pound of weed in your fat rolls.
Chittiemac - When a person is so obese the chin, tits, and stomach rolls all connect, and only nipples can be used to recognize where titties begin and end.
Chittiemac - Beyond obese. Shit may be orbiting you. You can smuggle a quarter pound of weed in your fat rolls.
Yo, look at that fat ass bitch; whew, she’s rocking that chittiemac.
Dude had such chittiemac he can’t even look down and see his dick.
Dude had such chittiemac he can’t even look down and see his dick.
by The Real Sputnik May 20, 2022
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