The Real Driller's definitions

oh spongebob, why?

A popular quote from the SpongeBob episode Boating School, when SpongeBob crashes into a lighthouse during a driving test.

SpongeBob: Okay, floor it.
(Crashes into lighthouse, while Mrs. Puff becomes big)
Mrs. Puff: Oh SpongeBob, why?

by The Real Driller June 5, 2016

Wi Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.

Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po

by The Real Driller October 30, 2021

Gunsche

Stupid giant who loves informing Dolfy about pointless stuff.

Gunsche: I must inform you about something. You look like me.
Dolfy: No you don't. How dare you compare yourself to me. You're just a stupid informing giant.

by The Real Driller June 9, 2022

Electrodrome

A course in Mario Kart 8. Has one of the best level designs ever. The course is set in a nightclub, where you can see koopas and shy guys dancing. The music is also one of the best tracks you'll ever hear when you go across the digital synthesizers and landing on the beat panels. The background also has several star-shaped beats that beat with the music, making you think Lucky Star meets Mario Kart.

Yo, let's race on Electrodrome! Have fun being hit by shells as you race!

by The Real Driller May 15, 2017

oshi baiting

The practice of commenting under your oshi's media or mentioning them anywhere on social media with the end goal of attracting their attention.

Kyle: Dude, I'm going to make a PC-98 Touhou-style Remix of Riko's theme from Mystical Power Plant!
Chris: Hey, can you stop oshi baiting? You often do it by adding a huge number of hashtags to your posts so you can get attention. You also spam mention your favorite character in every reply on Twitter.
Kyle: But I like this character...

by The Real Driller December 28, 2024

metal slime

One of the most difficult enemies to kill in Dragon Quest, thanks to their high defense and immunity to magic. Only those who are lucky can kill them before they otherwise run away. Once they do die, they usually give a large number of experience points.

If you end up encountering a horde of metal slimes, you'll have a chance of killing one or two of them. I managed to land a critical hit on two of them. Additionally, I happened to kill a liquid metal slime on my first try.

by The Real Driller May 6, 2022

PA Unemployment

The unemployment office in the state of Pennsylvania. The system was much better in the past until a Facebook Update in the summer of 2021 completely overhauled the system.

The customer service system became is now one of the worst in the US. If you contact them for help, they clearly refuse to fix your issue. They log your issue with a ticket number and force you to wait for three weeks due to 70,000 people being ahead of you. And when they contact you, you'll end up missing the call and getting an email instead, forcing you to open a new ticket and wait three more weeks because your issue was not resolved.

If you ever experienced this, just contact a lawyer and sue the crap out of the Commonwealth of PA.

And this is from a Commonwealth of PA employee.

Kyle: Dude, the PA unemployment system now is awful. All they did was set up a ticketing system forcing you to wait weeks for a response to your issue.
Chris: Yeah, I'm still waiting for my ticket to be rung up. It's been a week now.

by The Real Driller October 21, 2021