3 definitions by The Real Aidan Mosteller

Jack Morgan

A basketball playing stoner. Constantly loses the competition to his enemy. Also needs a regular supply of tinfoil and gas! Known around the school as 4pf.Wiz or just Wiz.

Random Stoner: Aye Jack Morgan (Wiz), you got da pack on you?

Jack Morgan: Nahhh, I finna get a hit off of Henry's cart

Aidan Mosteller: Hey Wiz, want my tinfoil?

by The Real Aidan Mosteller April 17, 2019

Mason Cox

Basic frat boy that goes to Carrboro High School. Plays lax, gets bitties, and is best friends with JP. Brother of Mackenzie Cox, the baddest girl that has ever gone to CHS.

Senior: Hey, Mason Cox, are you Mack Cox's brother?

Mason Cox: Yeah.

Senior: Damn! She got that FAT booty

Mason Cox: Aye dats fax! SMH my head. U better be cappin!

by The Real Aidan Mosteller April 17, 2019

Aidan Mosteller

The most epic person at Carrboro High School. Aidan also loves to swim!

Micro: Hey, Aidan

Aidan Mosteller: OTAY!

by The Real Aidan Mosteller May 14, 2018