The Ravenclaw Seeker's definitions
Also "Catch the Golden Snitch"
1. To orgasm.
2. What you do after you beat your bludgers
Explanation:
"The Snitch" is a walnut-sized golden ball with silvery wings that flies at insanely high speeds on it's own accord; the only way to end a Quidditch match is for the Seeker to catch it in their hands. This action not only ends the game, it gives the Seeker's team 150 extra points, which is usually enough to win them the game outright.
Ergo, when a male finishes masturbation and holds something silvery and golden in his hands, he has "caught the snitch" and, ultimately, ended the game.
"Catching the snitch" can also be used loosely to refer to the conclusion of any sex act, male masturbation or otherwise.
1. To orgasm.
2. What you do after you beat your bludgers
Explanation:
"The Snitch" is a walnut-sized golden ball with silvery wings that flies at insanely high speeds on it's own accord; the only way to end a Quidditch match is for the Seeker to catch it in their hands. This action not only ends the game, it gives the Seeker's team 150 extra points, which is usually enough to win them the game outright.
Ergo, when a male finishes masturbation and holds something silvery and golden in his hands, he has "caught the snitch" and, ultimately, ended the game.
"Catching the snitch" can also be used loosely to refer to the conclusion of any sex act, male masturbation or otherwise.
Before Professor Glitch (The Ravenclaw Seeker) can catch the Snitch, he has to bring his Firebolt into the air and beat his bludgers for a while.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004
Get the Catch the Snitchmug. 
A threesome involving two males of Hispanic heritage and a half-black-half-white female, with the female in the middle.
"Smores" is named for a camptime food involving two graham crackers sandwiching a piece of chocolate and a marshmallow.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker April 18, 2006
Get the Smoresmug. One of two things which happens when you're playing Quidditch:
1. In the middle of intercourse, the male withdraws for a few minutes to perform vigorous oral sex on the female (going down hard and fast...), and then continues intercourse (...and pulling back up).
2. In the middle of any sex act, a female signals to the male that she is ready to catch the snitch (by moaning, saying "here it comes!", et cetera) before she actually is. This tactic is used to end a Quidditch match early, without hurting the other player's feelings. It's intention is to inspire the male to "follow" the girl, looking for his own Snitch, and ending the match under the assumption that the female did too.
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Neither of these is to be confused with the Wronski Defensive Feint, a move performed in the Harry Potter books.
1. In the middle of intercourse, the male withdraws for a few minutes to perform vigorous oral sex on the female (going down hard and fast...), and then continues intercourse (...and pulling back up).
2. In the middle of any sex act, a female signals to the male that she is ready to catch the snitch (by moaning, saying "here it comes!", et cetera) before she actually is. This tactic is used to end a Quidditch match early, without hurting the other player's feelings. It's intention is to inspire the male to "follow" the girl, looking for his own Snitch, and ending the match under the assumption that the female did too.
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Neither of these is to be confused with the Wronski Defensive Feint, a move performed in the Harry Potter books.
1. Viktor Krum performed the Wronski Feint on Hermione during their tryst on the first night of Easter vacation
2. Jack was a good friend of Sarah's, so she performed the Wronski Feint when Jack wasn't getting her off. They remained friends to this day.
2. Jack was a good friend of Sarah's, so she performed the Wronski Feint when Jack wasn't getting her off. They remained friends to this day.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 4, 2005
Get the wronski feintmug. Freyalise set up us the bomb; Yawgmoth will pay for his treachery; Freyalise performed her pernicious deed.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker April 27, 2004
Get the perniciousmug. 
Alopecoid means like a fox; vulpine.
A-L-O... *faint*
*tons of gasping; clock stops with 13 seconds left*
*wake up*
P-E-C-O-I-D
CORRECT!
A-L-O... *faint*
*tons of gasping; clock stops with 13 seconds left*
*wake up*
P-E-C-O-I-D
CORRECT!
by The Ravenclaw Seeker July 11, 2004
Get the alopecoidmug.