Fat black ladies with gray hair, who visit houses looking to dole out pancakes coated with syrupy goodness.
As seen on Family Guy.
I was hungover today, the last thing I needed was some damn Jemima's witness coming to my front door!!
Buy a
Jemima's witnesses
mug!
Eating a massive amount of food at a buffet, and then eating some more.
Jim is a fat bastard. I saw him mouwing like a fatass.
a guy who cant get his dick hard.
I tried to fuck that bitch and all I came up with was imp.
Thats weak dude.
The worst thing to ever happen. Common occurence when a guy has to get plowed before he will talk to a girl, then it gets to then end of the night, and his hard work is about to pay off. BUT NO!!!! Sometimes possible to still perform but weakly.
I go to fuck Kim last night, totally wasted, and I got whiskey dick. I still pounded her though.
The act of going for the milk dud.
With a little elbow grease, I got Sandy's milk dud last night. Then she got mine. Its kind of a thing we do.
