cuntichops

For an individual to unwittingly countenance a frown or look of overall disdain that although not seemingly apparent to themselves, is plainly obvious to others around them and evident that the bearer is best avoided until the blackness of mood has passed, together with the potential consequences.

Andy's in a right mood today; he's got that cuntichops look about him. Best to fuck offski tout de suite if you don't want an arse kicking because he's out to whoop somebody's bottie big time stylie..

by The Poison Dwarf August 04, 2010

fukazi

an expression used to describe the failure of a system to operate or a project to go according to plan

"Wayne's laptop has gone fukazi and shut down yet again! I fear that if our IT tech fails yet agaiin to rectify the problem, then he will suffer consequential problems when Wayne catches him and forcibly inserts the faulty hardware in his rectum"

Rectum? Didn't do em much good......

by The Poison Dwarf July 15, 2010

phatbloke

Used in irony, a derogatory term that can be used to cause a seemingly fit individual to question their own set of hitherto confirmed values and beliefs without proper cause. Extreme caution should be exercised; the greeting ought not to be used on a regular basis as repeated reminders might leading to eating disorders or bouts of over exercise, leading to unwanted side effects, such as hair loss, saddle rash, jogger's nipple or a fetish for wearing padded lycra clothing and ultimately self abuse.

I greeted Neddy this morning using the term 'Phatbloke' as a form of informal address. Unfortunaly however, it appears to have caused him to be consumed by guilt and loss of self-esteem. As a consequence he's left work early to go for a swim and a bike ride. I fear that he will truly and totally fuck himself severely and now am remorseful for my careless and frivolous actions.

by The Poison Dwarf August 04, 2010