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soggy leanne

A girl who's favourite pastime is getting a man to cum on a biscuit and then she eats it. Rich Tea biscuits are her favourites.
I'm hungry cum on this biscuit please mate

That's my soggy leanne
by The Plumber Jezza J May 2, 2025
mugGet the soggy leannemug.

Masturbake

This is when you smoke weed and masturbate until you cum. You then have to swallow it. Either men or women can masturbake but remember you have to eat your own cum..
What did you do last night? Did you masturbake ?
Why do you think that?
Because there's cum on your lips!
by The Plumber Jezza J November 26, 2022
mugGet the Masturbakemug.

Colombian Snowplough

When you rack up a line of cocaine on a girls ass but she farts before you get to sniff it and you end up with a face full of snow
I made a big line of coke on her ass last night but she farted before I sniffed it.

What happened?

My face was white and it looked like a colombian snowplough had gone past me
by The Plumber Jezza J August 29, 2025
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