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When you annoy your friend about being a vegan. Then she hates u. Then she tells you to stop the nonsense. But you don't. So you tell her to die in breast milk.
I'm a carcalfa

Jujunuts 

When that juju has huge nuts, BUT PSYCH THEY are actually melons.
He has Jujunuts

Jaylanda 

Some may think it is a ghetto name, but no sweetie, no. Incorrect. It means when someone with the name of Wanda hooks up with her best friends brother named jay, then they sleep together and Wanda gets pregnant which produces the baby names Jaylanda. So if this is not true for you and your child is named Jaylanda you should rethink your life choices because this may upset them. So basically never sleep won't anyone named Jay.
Yo its Jaylanda

Lommytop 

Yo yo its me lommy I'm so cool and I'm wearing a top hat. SO COOL IKR FUCKING GREAT!! Also lommy is a nip so yeah

Be. Vegan vegans r so cool
Lommytop Lommytop ohh oh oh lommy lommy lommy top duh duh duh duh

Bardoofle 

To be in love with the guy/girl who likes your best friend but he always flirts with you, therefore he is a flirty ass. He likes your friend and has kissed him/her but flirts with you so you confused and then have a mental breakdown and don't know whether you like him/her anymore because this person likes your best friend.
Omg he Is a Bardoofle

wtf I thought he liked her...but he is flirting with me he is such a Bardoofle
She literally is such a Bardoofle I can't right now