Definitions by The Papa John

Dracut 

Dracut is a town in Northern Massachusetts that often receives hate on Urban Dictionary, the reason of which is unknown.

People tend to not think and post faulty "definitions" because they are unsatisfied with their own town, or they lost a football game.

It also has a rundown High School which is currently undergoing renovations.

Dracut is a pleasant suburban town.

Dracut by The Papa John November 22, 2011

Alabama Thesaurus 

The only thesaurus where Cousin and Wife are synonyms.

The Alabama thesaurus only costs $9.99 in most parts of the United States. In the south it costs your sister.

Alabama Thesaurus by The Papa John June 5, 2010

Homodaffodil 

An insult thrown at a person due to lack of insults and the desire to make oneself appear smarter.

Person 1 - "You're annoying and have no friends"

Person 2 - "You're a homodaffodil."

Homodaffodil by The Papa John June 3, 2010