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Definitions by The Original Kweej

Tifa Lockhart 

Nobody's Tifa Lockhart, though many try to be.

mucky muck 

A term used to refer to someone who is outdated.
Guy1: Did you here that guy say "on fleek?"
Guy2: Pssh yeah that was so last Tuesday, get with the times mucky muck.

Corn Wiener 

Guy1: I like my corn wieners with mustard
Guy2: I like my corn wieners with ketchup
Guy:3 I prefer to use the word corn dog

Marriage 

Guy 1: This is a never ending compromise

Guy 2: Ha ha like marriage
Marriage by The Original Kweej December 25, 2017

Flubber Noogen 

A Swedish spice that can be used for any kind of cooking
Don't put too much Flubber Noogen in the soup or else it will taste bad.

Kweejing 

The act of trying to make one seem as if they were a kweej, by growing a beard and dying it purple, shaving their head and leaving one patch of hair and dying it green, covering their entire body in black paint, and walking on their knees so they seem short.
Dude I was kweejing so hard yesterday, at one point I even thought I was a kweej