Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Street genius
The girl was a street genius. She must have had a street IQ of 160. You wouldn't be able to tell by looking at her, she looked like a dork from Iowa.
Street genius by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Newsboy hat
A newsboy hat looks exactly like what somebody would wear to a golf course. It's about as impressive to an opponent as bench pressing 500 pounds and looking at somebody, since it doesn't prove anything about a person.
If he/she wore his/her newsboy hat to the golf course, he/she would most likely fit right in as long as he/she didn't also start saying "Come on, I'll take on anyone that thinks this is just a golf cap, I'm headstrong and I always go hard, even now I won't back down from no one here if they try to get in my head!"
Newsboy hat by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Poseur
The girl got a beanie with a crocheted visor to prove she didn't wear a beret and wasn't a snob, not because she actually delivered newspapers, magazines, phone books, or any other periodicals for work as a young boy/girl, a teenager, or even a 20 something, because she was a desperate poseur. She had actually always had more money than the people she was trying to make fun of, but wanted to look tougher because she thought she really was tougher.
Poseur by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Weird
When you come up with a real problem and not a superficial one let me know, I'll be around, in weird form.
Weird by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Rabbit talk
His/her rabbit talk was irritating, even if it made him/her millions. It all seemed superficial because it was made to seem so exciting if not mesmerizing, like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat.
Rabbit talk by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Poseur
Someone that has a different name, look/image, and language than the one they spoke as a kid (a language more like an imitation of someone else's) to get liked/accepted by others more than they were as a kid.
He/she must have wanted to be a poseur when he/she grew up, because he/she is speaking in someone else's tongue instead of his/her own, but then again he/she always imitated other people growing up too, without really ever being someone that other people thought about imitating as a kid.
Poseur by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Real person
Someone who is themself all the time, themself being who they say they are, without the deception. Someone that doesn't need many different colors, shades, or hues of contact lenses or hair dyes (or skin creams) to throw people off.
A real person wouldn't do that, but he/she always has done shit like that. As a kid, he/she didn't get away with it as much, since more of his/her social life was in and through school (where he/she met most of the people that he/she knew) and other institutional settings (possibly church for example), but as he/she got older, he/she wanted to change his/her image into something people would like/accept more than who he/she was as a kid, therefore he/she did all these extra things after turning 18 to fuck with people's lives as a different person than the one he/she was born as.
Real person by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021