Sense of humor

Stephen King calls it anger with it's make up on, so when someone is always making unhilarious attempts at humor, it's because they are silly, not angry. It's because they are the worst kind of clown, one that isn't funny.
It's better not to have any sense of humor than to make unhilarious attempts at one to be part of a group so that you don't end up alone.
by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021
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Cynic

Somebody who's always smiling because they're not right in the head.
He/she would smile when somebody looked at him/her, but would be holding a hammer to split the back of somebody's head with when you had your back turned. There was a frowning cynic behind his/her smile.
by The Original Agahnim July 03, 2021
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Patrizia Reggiani

Patrizia Reggiani was the one that weakened the Gucci family, she was the parasite, not Mauricio Gucci. In what way was he the weak one? The dumb one, yes, but the weak one he was not.
Patrizia Reggiani was the one the betrayal followed around like a dark cloud, and she was the worst kind of weak person, worse than the kind of weak person that would kill to prove that he/she wasn't weak, she was the kind that would have somebody else kill for her to prove that she wasn't weak (like a member of the Bush family).
by The Original Agahnim January 06, 2022
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Mini she

A midget version of a female Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil would be inconsolable for about 15 minutes if she lost mini she.
by The Original Agahnim December 08, 2021
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equality

When a silly female can wake up a black eye after a night of partying and her silly friends can laugh about it instead of try to have someone killed or imprisoned over it, there will be equality, because mlaes will become as powerful as females if that ever happens. Until females begin to take their lives as often as males, go to jail for the same amount of time as males for the same crimes, and authority figures no longer take it easy on them or give them breaks (they get as authoritative with females as they do males) for things ranging from traffic tickets to everything else, (and when as many unarmed females are being shot by the police as unarmed males) females will no longer be the most powerful people, everyone will be equally powerful. When more female kids are getting ass whoopings from their parents, as many as males, then there will be equality.
The people that whine the most about equality (not making as much money for the same job) usually don't appreciate how fortunate they really are, because their lens is too narrow to see beyond their own gripes.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
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Narcissist

By adopting the name of her brother's childhood neighborhood (not her own, as she wasn't originally from there) she could make one more of many things in life (if not everything, as always) about herself instead of about the issue.
The narcissist would always try to stand in front of the forest (which she was planning on clear cutting anyway, until she was the only thing left to see, except since she hated being alone, she needed to leave a few things left around to see her so that she wouldn't have to stand alone, cowards usually don't like to have to stand alone) like a tree so that everyone would only see her and not the bigger picture (how small not only they were in comparison to her as they were always told by her, but also how small she really was right along with the rest of everyone else).
by The Original Agahnim February 02, 2022
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Cinderella poser

Somebody with a spoiled rotten middle class sense of desperate and urgency, usually in reference to winning sports games.
The Cinderella poser loved to preach about desperation and being one of the marginalized folks, but she didn't actually know anything about being desperate or marginalized from life experience, which is why she was the worst kind of senseless person, the kind that didn't know she wasn't an unbearable enemy, or that she had no common sense.
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
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