The Original Agahnim's definitions
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
Get the Liquid beemug. A female that hides behind statistics like almost 90 percent of arsonists being male to commit arson.
Any industry that is happily witch hunting for males and overlooking looking females as possible arsonists is absolutely sexist, against males. Some arsonists are female just like some cult leaders are female, and nobody really has the exact percentage since more females don't get caught (since most people expect their criminals and terrorizers to be male).
by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021
Get the sexistmug. The bubbly girl wanted to make everyone as argumentative as her, so she divided them into people that thought the new sandwich taco was a sandwich and people that thought it was a taco so that they would shoot each other in arguments over whether it was a sandwich or a taco.
by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
Get the Argumentativemug. Columbus Day and Indigenous people's day is the same day on a calendar. For the Indians, it's Fuck Columbus Day like every other day on the calendar.
by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021
Get the Columbus Daymug. Zeus, the uber competitive athlete, was always trying to turn up both of his/her 2 hearts to 200 percent and thought that most people were cowards for not giving as much as him/her, while most people thought Zeus was a fucking idiot that tried to take something like a stupid fucking game or sport to a level of desperation and calculation that they were never meant to be taken to, since it became more about trying to run people over than having a good time by that point, and that didn't interest people any more than pointless battles for superiority did.
by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021
Get the 200 percentmug. Don't you try to cry to me and pretend to be the biggest chode pleaser of us all, I know that's some bullshit.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
Get the Chode pleasermug. It seems like a smoldering wildfire would melt all the snow packed on top of it. Even if people are told the fires that start in the spring in Siberia come from wildfire smoldering under the snow, it seems like the snow would either extinguish the fire or melt in the process.
by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
Get the Zombie firemug.