Tattoo

She got a big tattoo of Elvis across her chest and said that if she squeezed certain muscles, it looked like he was karate chopping her tits. She's the kind of gal that should be taken into custody as quickly as possible. The other that said the Queen of Denmark was using her vagina or spleen to deliver Anti- Semitic soup recipes to the commercials, she can stay.
by The Original Agahnim January 01, 2022
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Poor little JAP

The kind of non Jewish female that hid among the popular crowd in high school until an oppurtune time, such as somebody she wanted to ostracize standing up to her, then she claimed to be the underdog as a defense mechanism to keep herself from getting hit.
The Poor little JAP had a mutable image, but no mute button for her mouth, which was unfortunate for everyone at her school.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
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Womanizer

A nasty guy that has more wives than a Mormon.
That pervert was beyond a womanizer, he allegedly exposed himself to a tomato plant, he even had a few beanstalks on the side he was cheating on the tomato plant with.
by The Original Agahnim August 16, 2021
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Defensive

Calling somebody that doesn't have a superiority complex someone with a superiority complex, or parroting back everything somebody just said to defend oneself. Someone that goes from saying they're better at everything than somebody else (especially sports, music, or things people get spotlighted for) or they always beat somebody at/win at something (especially sports, music, or things people often get recognized/spotlighted for), and do it as if they'd never lost at it once in their life.
The dork girl was always defensive to the point she didn't even know she was (or do it on purpose, consciously or subconsciously), and it was bad enough that she thought that anybody that was slightly socially aware or self-controlled was either egotistical or had a superiority complex, since saying some bullshit like that would keep her in her own little winner's bubble where she didn't have to acknowledge that it wasn't just everyone else that wasn't perfect, and that way she never had to actually straighten out, she could just look and sound grown up on the surface and most people would believe it and never question her.
by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
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Olympics

When someone calls trying to postpone or cancel, you would think they would answer with something like the Olympics has already been postponed a year. Other sports have continued on, so either they're going to do it or they're not, and it really doesn't matter which.
There's no point in postponing the Olymics further, there's already an Olympics every 4 years if one gets missed, and it's questionable whether any Olympics is even needed by anybody.
by The Original Agahnim June 05, 2021
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Asshole

Everybody can see why that asshole was always single, whether it was at 22 or any other age. Nobody was shocked by that.
by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021
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Standoffish

Someone that seems like a shy person without much sense if you don't know them well.
Robert/Roberta Ford seem shy and harmless until you turned your back, then his/her standoffish nature showed through the surface, though you wouldn't ever see it until it was too late.
by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
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