Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Dork
The dork thought she was the new guard, sent to take over the socialite world by storm, and kick out all the longtime, unique, or original inhabitants of the town to do it. She was one vicious girl.
Dork by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
Dork
Someone that wants to be a socialite. Someone that has to pretend to be somebody else to get accepted by a group of people, usually because their life would be boring, unoriginal, unimaginative, and plain without the pretense of being this other intriguing person that people are actually interested in/pay attention to, or want to know/want around.
The actress was a natural tomboy and was naturally loose in social situations, and the dork was so impressed by her that she was everything the dork wanted to be (except a scam artist/poseur). The actress wasn't someone people wanted to go away whenever she was around, even as herself, and that was the difference between the actress as herself and the dork when she tried to be herself.
Dork by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
Zeppelin
Why did the crew think that the fuselage of the airplane was a good spot for the zeppelin to park her fat ass? If the zeppelin started to maneuver around, how was the crew going to keep themselves and the other passengers from getting chopped up to bits by the propellors? Good thing the guy with balls of steel or titanium alloy was there for the zeppelin to keep it from exploding or deflating, he must've been at least part robot.
Zeppelin by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
Poseur
The poseur didn't believe there was anybody out there who wasn't trying to take advantage of any oppurtunity they could, or try and walk over anybody they could, or that if there was somebody like that, they were doing it for the same reason he/she was, to win or make himself/herself look good/popular (or even outcast if that made him/her popular with other people that had been rejected by others, anything to keep himself/herself from ending up alone). The poseur didn't really believe there was such a thing as goodness, but knew how to manipulate people through organizations such as religious organizations by speaking a language that he/she thought people wanted to hear (such as there are good people out there or the world can change it's heart). The poseur never once thought that the world might not want it's heart changed for it, that the world thought it's heart was good the way it was, the poseur never once thought that because the poseur didn't give a fuck what people thought about anything, but desperately cared what people thought of him/her (despite saying the opposite, that he/she cared about people but not what they thought).
Poseur by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
tattoos
Something even dorks get these days. They no longer indicate a badass individual, because they've been copied and replicated by so many people that nowadays instead of a few people having a tattoo, there's just a few people left that don't.
That cocky, plain 98 pound dork had tattoos all over her body and thought she could kick anyone's ass just like several million other people think these days. It's kind of like the trend where everyone thinks they are an ultimate fighter, a reality TV/game show badass, Bruce Lee reincarnated, or any variation of many different things people see on TV or youtube. What tattoos have become is not what tattoos were originally meant to be.
tattoos by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
Boot camp
So he/she was experiencing more adultification and felt that he/she needed someplace more comfortable and secure, boot camp sounds like the kind of place for him/her, a regimented, secure, comfortable place to be.
Boot camp by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
Functional marginalized whiner
A black kid that never got their ass whooped by an authority figure (such as a parent) as a kid, then they get out into the world where not everybody has to be nice or refrain from cursing all the time and all of a sudden it's harder to be them than it is to be anybody (especially somebody with lighter skin/hair).
Nobody ever picked on the functional marginalized whiner, instead people usually picked on people they thought were easier targets, people with lighter skin and hair, people that seemed more childish and fucked up, people that didn't seem as together.
Functional marginalized whiner by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021