Narcissist

Someone that thinks everyone has their standards, expectations, mindset, attention to image/reputation, attention seeking behavior, and even sense of desperation.
She was a narcissist, and therefore thought that everyone else she met was also a narcissist living in a hall of mirrors.
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
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Brown recluse spider

The spider that every spider becomes if Arachnophobia is more than just a movie for you.
Girl- Get it away from me, it's a brown recluse spider!

Girl's roommate- That's a granddaddy longlegs. What the fuck is wrong with you?
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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Looney tunes

People that buy jewelry made of tricycle parts and propellors from Remote Control helicopters or drones.
Those goons were fuckin looney tunes, they were wearing chains and necklaces made from tricycle parts and remote control helicopters, there were too many parts spinning at one time not to drive the guy who's home they broke in crazy.
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
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Common sense

Something that keeps you alive without the need of keeping hope alive.
He/she was apprehensive about becoming one of those wandering dorks that didn't know where they were or what was going on, and with the self control of a chicken without a head, which made him/her a human with common sense and not a fearful coward.
by The Original Agahnim July 08, 2021
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Olympics

It's one thing for people that don't know the athletes to not go to the Olympics, but it really is a little bit fucked up to not allow the families of athletes in the buildings, which seems a lot like not letting the family of someone with the coronavirus in the hospital to visit. That doesn't seem like the way to treat people, and why should anybody that does treat people that way be trusted?
People want to be there for their family members to cheer them on even during hard times, and times that aren't fairweather days. The Olympics is no different than any other sports event in that sense, even if the scale is thought to be grander.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
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55

The number Trump picked to prime the mob of protestors with.
The number 55 and alchohol don't mix. Trump knew that if he suggested the number 55 enough times, that though his mob wouldn't see it on a conscious level, it would be everywhere and everything to them, and he could get them to do anything he wanted them to do.
by The Original Agahnim July 20, 2021
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Hitler resistance weatherman

The weatherman that gives you the impression there's a firing squad in the room with him, and that they're there to kill him, not fire him.
The Hitler resistance weatherman gave an almost Valkyrie caliber performance the way he kept readjusting himself, you would think the cameraman and a couple other guys were about to take aim and fire. The only thing missing was the guy wasn't as emotional as the actor in Valkyrie, that made the difference between him and Valkyrie.
by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
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