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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

A guy that impregnates a female, but does little else for his family, though he doesn't always die right after he mates. Named after a drone bee.
Cooley- That man is not your father, he's just a drone that got your mother pregnant, that's why you don't know the man.

Good terms 

Something two people in a fight, or at war, are never on.
Those two are not going to be on good terms.

Sports playoffs 

If sports are really just games, and the planet revolves around the sun, and not sports, then what is really at stake in the playoffs? If you take enough things in life seriously already, you know that because none of the players are dying in the games, there is nothing to have a sense of urgency or desperation in life. You can't take trophies or rings with you when you pass, so none of it really matters.
Sports and sports playoffs are the last thing in life to have a sense of urgency in life about, or even take seriously, and yet a lot of people still treat sports events like the most important thing in life and the world. Somebody that thinks a team needs more of a sense of urgency to win a stupid fucking ball game because it's the playoffs is not a serious person, just an uber competitive hype minded person. In reality sports playoffs are not a big deal.

False inferiority complex 

Someone that wants others to think that they think they are better than other people, when really they never did think that way.
The guy/girl had a false inferiority complex. Really he/she thought more highly of himself/herself than anyone.
Dave Chapelle had a point about guys getting cars because they know girls like them, but it's not the reason a guy originally gets a car. It's nice to have a car if you don't have time to pedal a bike to the beach or to work.
Some guys have a car so long, they forgot why they got the car in the first place. It wasn't always a taxi to pick up chicks in, if that's what it is now.

Girl- Take me to the levi's store.
Cab Driver- Shut the fuck up, I'm already on the way!
Car by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021

DJ Chalkboard Alex 

Also known as DJ Unpleasant. The guy that takes everyone's fun away.
Girls- Ewww, DJ Chalkboard Alex is here tonight, what an unpleasant suprise. Let's go somewhere else.

Guys- Well, the girls are gone, so are we. For some reason, our lives revolve around what females are doing, so like a herd of livestock, we will go where they go, since that is where the tits will be.

Narcissist 

Someone that thinks their hair looks great even if it looks bad.
Girl- I like your hair.

Narcissist- I like it too, and I like your compliment, because it reminds me of myself, and I like anything that reminds me of myself. Except my hair, my hair looks like shit.

Girl- It's the worst hair I've ever seen sir, you should do something about it.