The outcome might have been different if not for some folks throwing the game, but nobody will ever know. The bitterness comes from knowing that your best efforts have become bullshit, but not really having a way to connect A to B as to why, instead just blaming it on your team's mistakes or the opposing team's mistakes while the people that threw the game in the first place always run off with the money no matter what. Either way, they win, always.
by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021
Someone that gets a job at a fast food restaurant in their 30's not because they enjoy the work (since nobody does it for the money), but because they want to get in with the crowd they never got in with in high school, they're doing it to earn stripes with people (which will one day serve them, they hope).
The dork hated working at Taco Bell as most other people that aren't going to be there for 20 years do (the ones that enjoy their work have their reason for being there), but stayed around for a while to try and make himself look and sound tough so that he/she could one day have something to show for it, he/she even took a few pictures of himself/herself at a drive through with a headset on spitting in food, just to tell his/her friends/family/anyone that gave a fuck "I did that shit too, just like them, now I'm cool and I can fuck with anyone's life I want to!"
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Female- Ewwww, get that gordita away from, I'm not hungry.
Taco Bell Strangler- You're gonna choke on this fuckin gordita bitch, shut the fuck up.
Taco Bell Strangler- You're gonna choke on this fuckin gordita bitch, shut the fuck up.
by The Original Agahnim May 27, 2021
Being young and inexperienced is tough, you know there is a right moment to wait for, and you also know that does you no good if you're not ready to strike at the right time, you haven't always found a balance or a rhythm yet, and you get thrown out of rhythm before you find your rhythm, it can happen to a vet with years of experience and too many medals to count. Really if you're happy with a silver or bronze, or even just showing up, your country is with you no matter what, even if you don't look, act, or think like they do, and they're not going to stop believing in you if you don't stop believing in you. Really it is only you that ends up letting yourself down or being disappointed at the end of the games. A little bit of extra pain to endure and fight through for a gold might not be worse than a few years of frustration for you, but it's really nobody else's split second decision to make.
There's really just one thing that would defeat the purpose of going to the Olympics in the first place for the men's track, and that is give up because of a few stumbles. Whether you win or lose, you might as well fight through to the end, especially if you're young and you're going to be doing it a lot in the future. Starting a habit of giving up isn't going to get things done for you, and showing yourself or your teammates some tough love isn't the same thing as hating yourself/yourselves if you don't win a gold medal.
by The Original Agahnim August 06, 2021
Why did the crew think that the fuselage of the airplane was a good spot for the zeppelin to park her fat ass? If the zeppelin started to maneuver around, how was the crew going to keep themselves and the other passengers from getting chopped up to bits by the propellors? Good thing the guy with balls of steel or titanium alloy was there for the zeppelin to keep it from exploding or deflating, he must've been at least part robot.
by The Original Agahnim December 09, 2021
Why does it matter whether someone is a conservative tennis player or a liberal soccer player if they are trying to win a medal and not a vote?
The Olympics is not an election or a political rally, so what does politics have to do with any of it?
by The Original Agahnim August 09, 2021
Though auto racing is not a true sport (just like golf is not a true sport) the people that think football events have the most brutal or horrific injuries don't know what happened to Russell Phillips.
What happened to Daryl Stingley was hard to watch, but people were puking in the stands and fainting after watching what happened to Russell Phillips. Had he imploded, it might have been more brutal to watch, but it's hard to think of something more brutal that could happen to somebody that thought/hoped they were just going to win something and then go home afterward that day.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021