Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Drone
A guy that impregnates a female, but does little else for his family, though he doesn't always die right after he mates. Named after a drone bee.
Cooley- That man is not your father, he's just a drone that got your mother pregnant, that's why you don't know the man.
Drone by The Original Agahnim June 1, 2021
Good terms
Good terms by The Original Agahnim June 1, 2021
Sports playoffs
If sports are really just games, and the planet revolves around the sun, and not sports, then what is really at stake in the playoffs? If you take enough things in life seriously already, you know that because none of the players are dying in the games, there is nothing to have a sense of urgency or desperation in life. You can't take trophies or rings with you when you pass, so none of it really matters.
Sports and sports playoffs are the last thing in life to have a sense of urgency in life about, or even take seriously, and yet a lot of people still treat sports events like the most important thing in life and the world. Somebody that thinks a team needs more of a sense of urgency to win a stupid fucking ball game because it's the playoffs is not a serious person, just an uber competitive hype minded person. In reality sports playoffs are not a big deal.
Sports playoffs by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
False inferiority complex
Someone that wants others to think that they think they are better than other people, when really they never did think that way.
The guy/girl had a false inferiority complex. Really he/she thought more highly of himself/herself than anyone.
False inferiority complex by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
Car
Dave Chapelle had a point about guys getting cars because they know girls like them, but it's not the reason a guy originally gets a car. It's nice to have a car if you don't have time to pedal a bike to the beach or to work.
Some guys have a car so long, they forgot why they got the car in the first place. It wasn't always a taxi to pick up chicks in, if that's what it is now.
Girl- Take me to the levi's store.
Cab Driver- Shut the fuck up, I'm already on the way!
Girl- Take me to the levi's store.
Cab Driver- Shut the fuck up, I'm already on the way!
Car by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
DJ Chalkboard Alex
Girls- Ewww, DJ Chalkboard Alex is here tonight, what an unpleasant suprise. Let's go somewhere else.
Guys- Well, the girls are gone, so are we. For some reason, our lives revolve around what females are doing, so like a herd of livestock, we will go where they go, since that is where the tits will be.
Guys- Well, the girls are gone, so are we. For some reason, our lives revolve around what females are doing, so like a herd of livestock, we will go where they go, since that is where the tits will be.
DJ Chalkboard Alex by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
Narcissist
Girl- I like your hair.
Narcissist- I like it too, and I like your compliment, because it reminds me of myself, and I like anything that reminds me of myself. Except my hair, my hair looks like shit.
Girl- It's the worst hair I've ever seen sir, you should do something about it.
Narcissist- I like it too, and I like your compliment, because it reminds me of myself, and I like anything that reminds me of myself. Except my hair, my hair looks like shit.
Girl- It's the worst hair I've ever seen sir, you should do something about it.
Narcissist by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021