Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Portal
Paulie Mussolini from Leavenworth thought he met a guy who was a human like him, just a regular blue spy from Compton, until he got pulled through a portal with the guy, that was when he realized he was not in Kansas anymore.
Paulie didn't apprehend or interrogate the blue spy on time since he had to follow the guy through the portal and bring him back to reality where he could be appreheded and interrogated.
Portal by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021
Night terror girl
She wasn't crazy, she just wanted the guy to fall asleep before she tried to attack him. She was a night terror girl.
Night terror girl by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021
Cohabit
Something a guy might not want to do with a girl that is always trying to stick him with a fork, a knife, or a shank in his sleep, claiming to have had a dream that he was a killer. You just do the things couples do with her, then you both go home like you don't know each other until tommorrow, that way the guy knows he has a good chance of waking up in one piece if he really wants to stay with her.
If a guy tries to cohabit with the kind of girl that sticks shit in his shoulder overnight, what does he expect to happen besides a short lasting marriage that went South a long time ago, no matter how hard they tried to work on it?
Cohabit by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021
Vigilantism
Despite many females belief that they are morally superior to males, there is no vigilantism/checks and balances for females by other females, since to both sexes, males are made to be the ones that need intervention, which is why you don't hear about intervention for females by females, or intervention for females by males (though it seems fine with everybody if males get intervention from everybody of all sexes, and that everyone of all sexes should be entitled to their business).
Vigilantism is still a one sided thing, throughout history it's always been males that were thought to need intervention from everyone, instead of equal intervention for any and all sexes that get out of line, or fuck with people's lives.
Vigilantism by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021
Tonya Harding's friends
You can see how it benefits Tonya Harding to have friends that will intervene in disputes between her and other people, but it's hard to see how any of these folks she calls friends benefit any from the relationship, or being known as Tonya Harding's friends. It seems like you'd be guilty by association if you had ties to Tonya Harding, and eople knew about it.
Tonya Harding's friends by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021
Double standard
One that feminists never mention is the way that if a guy hits a female, he's no longer human to his own sex (he never really was to opposite sex anyway, because he wasn't one of their own), and no further thought is given to the matter, but if a female stabs a guy she is with at the time with a fork or a knife in the shoulder in his sleep, saying she had a dream that he was a killer (which isn't crazy, it's someone too cowardly to attack an alert person) even the opposite sex defends her and says nobody is perfect (though females already defend themselves regardless of whether guys step in to do it, they have a built in self defense mode all the time), then tries for some reason to make things work (almost like he did something wrong), despite no indication that a relationship like that will last.
You only hear about double standards that feminists will benefit from talking about from feminists themselves.
Double standard by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021
Common sense
He/she was apprehensive about becoming one of those wandering dorks that didn't know where they were or what was going on, and with the self control of a chicken without a head, which made him/her a human with common sense and not a fearful coward.
Common sense by The Original Agahnim July 8, 2021