Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Badass 

Someone that is just too much human for any one person.

She was as badass as Colin Farrell's character in Swat in real life. Unlike some of these trigger happy dudes with big heads, she wasn't full of shit, she was the real deal, and was everything she said she was, from a Navy Seal to an unselfish socially responsible human being when she left her LAPD Swat job and went home.

Badass by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

French Brad Pitt 

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.

The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?

French Brad Pitt by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

French Brad Pitt 

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.

If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.

French Brad Pitt by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

You know what you're saying?

A good enough response to the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, as smart ass as it might seem.

After about the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, it's not a bad idea to ask them you know what you're saying? before they turn you both into one of those guys, especially if that isn't you.

You know what you're saying? by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

Fruitcake 

Someone with a mental illness.

That fruitcake is unable to stand up for himself.

Fruitcake by The Original Agahnim July 16, 2021

Jay Z 

A guy that thinks any guy with a variation of the name Shawn should die if they don't spell their name exactly like he does. He has banana clips to convert to try and convert them, no matter what culture they come from.

Jay Z shot a guy named Shaun in an argument over which way was the right way to spell their name. You should see what he did to Shane for thinking he was a cowboy.

Jay Z by The Original Agahnim July 14, 2021

Phoenix Suns 

Despite many people trying to make them look like the favorite to win the NBA Finals based on their season record and ranking in their conference, they are the team that has yet to win a championship of the two in it, which makes them the underdog.

The Phoenix Suns have more of a championship deficit to overcome than the Milwaukee Bucks, since they've never won. A lot of people would think a team that never won will never win, because they think of them as underachievers or even losers.

Phoenix Suns by The Original Agahnim July 14, 2021