Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Uber competitive
Uber competitive by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
Uber competitive
Someone that thinks championship games (World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, NBA Finals, World Cup, Olympics) are make or break events where athletes have to go beyond 100 percent, break records every time, or win medals/trophies. It's one thing to make a goal for yourself, it's another thing to think that everything revolves around or depends on winning, and that nothing is sacred but winning.
The uber competitive girl primed people into thinking they needed to win at all costs and that nothing was sacred but that.
Uber competitive by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
Olympic games
The Olympic games, of all things, are not something to panic over. They're just games, win or lose. Holding nothing sacred but winning is not the point, and you wouldn't panic unless you're someone that holds nothing sacred, because then you'd feel like you had to win.
The uber competitive girl always put the same unrealistic pressure on everybody else that she tried to make it look like people were putting on her, when in reality she had always just been uber competitive about everything, and wanted to turn other people into her. Not everybody thought the Olympic games was a make or break event the way she did.
Olympic games by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
Mid 20s
A time when you start feeling old because you've been out of high school more than 5 years (you don't still take the same chances you did in high school), but you don't know yet that in 10 years, you won't feel as old as you did in your mid twenties, even though you'll actually be a lot older than you were in your mid twenties.
Your mid 20s isn't an easy time because you haven't lived long enough to know that if you find your rythym, even if you've done it before more than once, it isn't just luck, or who you were yesterday.
Mid 20s by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
Simone Biles
An athlete that thinks she's old at 24, even though her peak years are most likely ahead of her and not behind and hasn't found her usual ryhthm yet because of it.
Things aren't over for Simone Biles yet, sometimes things go wrong yesterday and they don't go wrong again after that.
Simone Biles by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
Aunt Thomasina
Aunt Thomasina by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
Uber
It's hard to feel bad for someone that gets in the wrong car twice before getting murdered. The driver of the second car might not be right for murdering the girl, but she was a questionable kind of person for wandering around not knowing what the fuck was going on, as you would have to be to get in the wrong car not once but twice before the incident. There's no law that says people have to be forgiving and friendly to every moron with no common sense.
A legit uber driver has a bright neon blue sign on their car that says uber, in case some moron like that girl that died is wandering around lost and can't find the driver. The uber sign seems effective enough for most people that use uber instead of an old fashioned taxi.
Uber by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021