Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Masks 

Like vaccines and testing kits, masks are a source of profit for a few people whenever lots of people start buying them. If you're someone in the business of selling masks, medical supplies, vaccines, or test kits, why wouldn't you want rules to dictate people's lives pushed on them? You can tell them it's a win win for them, meanwhile you make all their money.

New rules and restrictions create a demand for masks that wasn't there before the rules and restrictions. Since a supplier benefits the most from all of this, wouldn't you think the suppliers were the same ones writing the rules, restrictions, guidelines, and laws?

Masks by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

Druggie 

Someone on drugs in the present tense and not in the past tense, someone who is an addict now.

Saying that someone that is not on drugs now is a druggie instead of was a druggie is getting in their head, since it is a false statement.

Druggie by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

Druggie 

An addict, someone currently on drugs.

The druggie was always wasted.

Druggie by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

The bachelor

Instead of filming the suits and all the formal shit, the parties, the socializing and the things that make the bachelors in the show look like important, grown up people, they should film the show in the guy's mother's house to show people how uninteresting his life really is in behind the scenes, raw footage.

Females could see why that dude was called the Bachelor after watching the show.

The bachelor by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

Ratted 

Ratting somebody out in past tense.

The Astros ratted on the Red Sox who then ratted on the Giants. Now none of these guys are suprised when other guys on their team aren't inviting them in their homes.

Ratted by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Trash Cans 

The Houston Astros and Boston Red Sox conspired with the San Francisco Giants to bang on trash cans again, since nobody would expect them to be stupid enough to do that more than once. The more teams that are in on it the merrier, especially if they get caught again, it's not just one team getting caught.

MLB investigators- Are you guys banging on trash cans again?
Houston Astros- We're not not banging on trash cans. Everybody is watching the Olympics, why not?

Trash Cans by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Innocent bystander 

There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.

There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.

Innocent bystander by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021