The Original Agahnim's definitions

Naturals

Natives of an area.

You didn't lose the favor of the naturals if you never had it in the first place.

by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021

Conspire

To be involved in a conspiracy.

She conspired to throw the world off course, and into a new reality.

by The Original Agahnim May 27, 2021

Unhilarious

The kind of person that would try to get somebody shot in an argument over a garden hose (on the surface) for standing up to them.

The crybully was unhilarious for a natural comedian, there's nothing worse than a clown that doesn't know that he/she isn't funny (or a clown for that matter, since that's kind of like a clown that lost all of his/her balloons).

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Narcissistic

Thinking that everything you do is making history or that tommorrow needs you and your agenda of change/transformation.

That dork on the National Geographic channel show thought her life was far more interesting and colorful than it actually was. Most people aren't narcissistic enough to get on TV and talk at length about their life story, especially not a false life story.

by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021

Enemy

Someone you don't have to keep up appearances with or pretend to be a friend of, since pretending to be a friend of an enemy is transparent anyway.

His/her enemy wasn't pretending to be a friend, so why was he/she still pretending and waving all the time?

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022

Fall

The time of year the days start to get darker, until they are at their darkest in winter.

Fall is the time of year people start to fall for more of what the

corporate/government/healthcare/media entities and other authoritative sources tell them about the coronavirus. At least in the spring and summer, people are outside around other people for more of the day, and they can see that other people are doing fine. In fall and winter, people don't have that added sense of security, and the corporate/government/health/media entities and other authoritative sources take advantage of that unease.

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

Poser

Someone that has to make clever abbreviations for words so that they don't end up cursing, to defend their appropriate and wholesome looking/sounding image.

He/she was a poser that didn't want to say anything that didn't make him/her look wholesome or appropriate. The fucked up thing about it was he/she also didn't want to say/do anything that made him/her look uptight or prudish, because he/she also wanted to play the people who hated anything wholesome.

by The Original Agahnim June 13, 2021