Nobody makes somebody plain or turns somebody plain, plain the way somebody already was before you met them, they just made themself appear/seem more colorful than they actually were.
Making an observation of how plain and bossy somebody is isn't the same thing as trying to boss them around, give them orders, or tell them falsehoods about what they're like. Telling somebody that isn't as colorful as they seem to think or pretend they are that they're plain is calling a spade a spade instead of a pickaxe. Perhaps the other person hearing it just doesn't like to hear criticism because they were spared (the rod) from hearing anything that didn't sound good as kids, and they expect to be praised rather than criticized, even if the criticism is not really unfair to them.
by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021

The movie where Will chose to be one of the boys of summer and the retard in tin foil instead of the knight in shining armor for Skylar.
by The Original Agahnim October 05, 2021

How could you be such a pushover and let something/someone as horrible as that slip away. You didn't appreciate what a horrible thing/person it was, and now it's not there.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Somebody put Jaws rabbits in the water to study human behavior, and when they found out how terrified people were of the rabbits and their razor sharp teeth, they moved on to making a pestilence happen, a plague.
by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022

Hacker- He comes from a world beyond our world, a world where nothing is beyond him. A world where the bullies beat down the Casper milquetoastes, a dark, dark place.
Investigator- Well that's a great story, but you really haven't told me shit have you?
Investigator- Well that's a great story, but you really haven't told me shit have you?
by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022

Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.
by The Original Agahnim August 03, 2021
