The Original Agahnim's definitions

Eastland Mall

The mall that hasn't had a successful redevelopment because in reality nothing would replace it. It should have been left alone instead of demolished, but unless they build another Eastland, people know that something will always be missing, and that they fucked up by taking it from them. It's like a neighborhood that no longer exists, it's gone forever now.

Eastland Mall will always be missed.

by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021

Mormon harem

A group of females a Mormon is married to.

Everywhere that guy goes, you see him with his Mormon harem.

by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021

Shepard

Someone that speaks the language of the masses because they want the masses to love them.

The girl trying to lash out at their hornets nest by striking it with her cane thought of herself as a shepard, but the masses were not her sheep.

by The Original Agahnim January 30, 2022

Sense of humor

Stephen King calls it anger with it's make up on, so when someone is always making unhilarious attempts at humor, it's because they are silly, not angry. It's because they are the worst kind of clown, one that isn't funny.

It's better not to have any sense of humor than to make unhilarious attempts at one to be part of a group so that you don't end up alone.

by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021

Cynic

Somebody who's always smiling because they're not right in the head.

He/she would smile when somebody looked at him/her, but would be holding a hammer to split the back of somebody's head with when you had your back turned. There was a frowning cynic behind his/her smile.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021

Escalate

No matter what kind of misinformation statistics people are given on TV, females aren't better at de-escalating anything than males. Many of the people who live to escalate things are either female or effeminate.

Some, if not many females live to escalate things and not to de escalate them, so trying to bullshit people with statistics to push for more female law enforcement, when there's already too much law enforcement as it is, with people being over recruited and over policed is not going to change the reality of human nature, neither do statistics, no matter how convincing they sound. Some females have an interest in law enforcement, some have an interest in science, others have an interest in music or the things they have an interest in, but at the end of the day if somebody doesn't have an interest in something, trying to push them to develop an interest in it or change their way of thinking isn't making the world a better place the way some would claim it is, and it isn't a selfless cause.

by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021

Gregorious

Someone that rolls deep because they don't have the heart to roll alone.

He/she was gregorious, and never looked at a calendar alone. He/she had to have an opponent outnumbered to stand on his/her own feet (usually by standing on someone else's).

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021