Someone that refuses to be dysfunctional because there is no themself to be, they're always trying to be someone else.
The weird bubbly cultish girl had always been obsessed with death, spirituality, and psychology, things that didn't particularly interest everybody if not things that others found to be dull subject matter.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
Get the weird mug.You don't really want to trust that dude that fucked the monkeys, sheeps, and pigs he most likely works for the government as an agent of spreading viruses like wildfire, so you want to try and isolate yourself from that dude if you can. What he is spreading is far more dangerous than the coronavirus, and he's only trying to make everyone's mood a little darker than it already is don't you think?
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
Get the Trust mug.Look at these two dorks riding around town like they own the place in their convertible in this Expedia commercial. Is that really what you want your vacation to be like, a low budget/frequency imitation of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas mixed with Hangover except without the drug induced hallucinations or booze? (drinking even made the guy with the glasses in Hangover seem much cooler than he actually was in real life) What kind of adventure is that? It's about as plain as it gets.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the Expedia mug.Though they tried to make the extrajudicial hanging look like a suicide, as many people as there were that wanted that guy dead, there wasn't really anybody left to convince othere was no foul play involved, the people they would have tried to convince wanted him dead too.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
Get the extrajudicial hanging mug.A happy, active, outgoing, fun, exciting soul on the surface and a grouch that would try to walk over anybody she thought of as being in her way beneath the surface.
Patrizia Reggiani, the parrot lady, was only a happy free spirit when everyone was looking, but nobody was really watching. It's the shallow manipulators you watch though, they are the real grouches and cynics beneath the surface.
by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021
Get the parrot lady mug.People could see that the dork that thought she was Mary Sue from the movie Pleasantville was an instigator once bricks started flying through people's windows. Since they had loved their home and were happy and peaceful there before she arrived, (and since it was never 1950's Pleasantville) they knew that they would be happy again when she went away, especially since she wasn't even from their home (though the one she thought of as being David really was). They were not there to celebrate her, roll down red carpets for her to walk over, or anything else, since nobody there owed her anything.
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Get the Instigator mug.Hunger Games was the kind of thing Martin Luther King Jr. would have loved if he had lived to see it/read it.
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