The Original Agahnim's definitions

King

A king isn't universally respected.

He was the most childish cocksucker of a king you ever met.

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

young alchoholic

Someone doesn't think/foresee that they will ever do the things the assholes of an older generation (especially their asshole father) did, because they are so much more compassionate and hip in their 20s than the people before them.

This young alchoholic is going to change the guard and the world into what exactly? Something better than it is now, something improved? People have been trying to do that for millenia, and look how fucked up the world and the people in it still are. I think he needs a little tough love, he already gets enough compassion from people.

by The Original Agahnim October 18, 2021

Hypernormal

A neighborhood that is unbearable to live in for the people that hate it.

The girl got out of the hypernormal neighborhood, and never came back or looked back. She found somewhere she loved and belonged when she finally realized she didn't own the town the way she thought she did for so long. She had a neighborhood of her own somewhere, even if she didn't hold it sacred.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

Devil's pool

Somewhere too many tourists started going, like everywhere else.

She pushed tourists off the waterfall for fun at devil's pool.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

Census announcer

Someone that talks about census results or something most people besides lawmakers don't pay much attention to in a mix of boxing, baseball, and horse racing terms. Soon they will have the Mexican sports announcers making this stuff sound exciting and interesting if too many people start to do it, and part of hell will break loose, which is concerning.

The city came out of the gate swinging on their census results and didn't quit until the census bureau was hesitant to send more investigators, since they kept getting beaten by residents. The census bureau got knocked out by the numbers, and the census announcer was there to keep everyone covered.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021

New

There would be no new without the old.

Not everybody has a need to make everything new or upgraded, and even if you hold nothing sacred, there would be no you without the old people you laugh at, try to make fun of, or talk endless shit about. You would just be the kid that once ran to your mother for first aid and attention you always were if you're one like that, and people don't change. Some of us knew you before you orked the job you work now, and before you developed your bullshit facade.

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

Street smart

Don't you really hate it when somebody starts describing themself or somebody else as street smart when you know that they know deep down that they could describe themself as more than just plain street smart without people thinking they were egotistical and pompous?

Ask yourself whether even Tupac wouldn't be able to call himself street smart enough, and if even he wouldn't do it, and you are from the part of Kansas way past Kansas City, (Missouri or Kansas) or somewhere just like parts of Kansas way past Kansas City, why would you get on a National Geographic show about prison with a pseudonym and claim to be street smart when you know it isn't you, it's just an image you want (but you still think it's as hilarious to everyone else as it is to you what you're saying and doing)?

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021