Definitions by The Original Agahnim
False inferiority complex
Someone that wants others to think that they think they are better than other people, when really they never did think that way.
The guy/girl had a false inferiority complex. Really he/she thought more highly of himself/herself than anyone.
False inferiority complex by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
Car
Dave Chapelle had a point about guys getting cars because they know girls like them, but it's not the reason a guy originally gets a car. It's nice to have a car if you don't have time to pedal a bike to the beach or to work.
Some guys have a car so long, they forgot why they got the car in the first place. It wasn't always a taxi to pick up chicks in, if that's what it is now.
Girl- Take me to the levi's store.
Cab Driver- Shut the fuck up, I'm already on the way!
Girl- Take me to the levi's store.
Cab Driver- Shut the fuck up, I'm already on the way!
Car by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
DJ Chalkboard Alex
Girls- Ewww, DJ Chalkboard Alex is here tonight, what an unpleasant suprise. Let's go somewhere else.
Guys- Well, the girls are gone, so are we. For some reason, our lives revolve around what females are doing, so like a herd of livestock, we will go where they go, since that is where the tits will be.
Guys- Well, the girls are gone, so are we. For some reason, our lives revolve around what females are doing, so like a herd of livestock, we will go where they go, since that is where the tits will be.
DJ Chalkboard Alex by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
Narcissist
Girl- I like your hair.
Narcissist- I like it too, and I like your compliment, because it reminds me of myself, and I like anything that reminds me of myself. Except my hair, my hair looks like shit.
Girl- It's the worst hair I've ever seen sir, you should do something about it.
Narcissist- I like it too, and I like your compliment, because it reminds me of myself, and I like anything that reminds me of myself. Except my hair, my hair looks like shit.
Girl- It's the worst hair I've ever seen sir, you should do something about it.
Narcissist by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
Equal
Someone that holds nothing sacred values nothing, so equal to them is just something to preach or try to win n argument about. Without the competitive aspect of the argument, the argument would cease to be fun, since argumentative isn't the same thing as serious.
Preaching about being equal was another way for the poser to make herself look like the feisty person she wasn't, but wanted to be, especially if she put a desperate effort into trying to humiliate somebody enough that they got scared to stand up to her (which is really just bullying somebody).
Equal by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
Equal
Equal actually means the same, though in the wrong hands equality becomes something that applies to people the way it applies to numbers. Outside of numbers there is no better than, worse than, greater than, less than, superior or inferior in terms of people (or products/merchandise). Equal actually means two things being the same when it's not twisted into something else (better than, worse than). So if somebody is a prude, and somebody else is equal to them, since they are the same, they are both prudes. In reality, while no one is better than anyone else, no two people are the same, each person is different. Never trust anyone who always preaches about equality, because someone like that would like to be what you are instead of being what they are. Bach wasn't really different, he had to steal his brother's work to make himself look different, but it wasn't his own different skin he was in.
Hitler put a lot of effort into trying to be worse than other people, yet he would have killed somebody for thinking they weren't like them, even if that didn't make them better. So while you know that each person is equal in the sense that no one is more or less human, what do you call a guy that tries to be the worst besides a coward? And if everyone is equal in the sense that they are the same in value, doesn't that make everyone else cowards also? At what point do you notice there are some noticeable differences between you and this reptilian guy/girl. There are things that they would do that you don't do, and there are things that you do that they don't, despite you both being of the same human race. You don't have to agree that you're the same as somebody else because they would like to be the same as you, you can stand against bullshit like that.
Equal by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
Clown
A silly person.
The uber competitive girl was the worst kind of clown, the kind that didn't know she wasn't serious or funny. She would be the kind of clown people who went to the event got in fights at, instead of laughter.
Clown by The Original Agahnim May 30, 2021