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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Small Business Saturday 

If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).
Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.

Small business Saturday 

The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.
Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.

Small business saturday 

Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.

Do you feel me? 

One of the more annoying things people say along with asking you if you know what they're saying. Touch and Hearing are two different senses, and though emotions can be connected to senses, they're not the same thing as senses.
Guy- Do you feel me?
Other guy- No, I hear you.

Trustworthy 

There is a sciene to getting people to trust you, but there's not one to actually being trustworthy. If you're the kind of person that has to put lots of extra effort into the science of gaining trust, or enticing people to trust you, it's usually because you were never really trustworthy in the first place due to your true intentions.
Being trustworthy isn't something a trustworthy person has to try to do because it's who they are. No amount of science or brilliant scientific mind will alter or change that.

Kiss ass 

Sub serviant.
You ain't really sub serviant, so quit trying make yourself look like a kiss ass.

Post peak years 

The number of years somebody is past their heyday, in case they forgot what the same person trying to make themself look respectful and kiss ass today thought of their glory years yesterday.
His post peak years had already begun, and the girl thought he didn't already know it.