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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Someone that says they smell blood every time a local team loses a sports game, since that is how uber competitive and desperate they are to win at the next thing.
The football/basketball/baseball/hockey/soccer/any sport game was a stupid fucking game and not a feeding frenzy, but the vicious girl treated everything in life like it was kill or be killed, eat or get eaten. She might have felt subconscious insecurity about spending most of her life in a rabbit hole, trying to avoid anything that might eat her alive.
Vicious by The Original Agahnim August 21, 2021

Mama's girl 

A mother's little spy, someone that reported everything that could possibly be reported to an authority figure as a kid.
Mama's girl- It looks like an AtM machine and y'all look like you're on drugs, so I'm gonna tell momma.

Mama's girl- Don't tell me a thing. If you say one more thing about what they did, you're gonna be in big trouble.

Mama's girl 

A mother's little spy.
Mama's girl- Well, it looks like an ATM machine, and y'all look like you're on drugs so I'm gonna tell mama.

A few good women

A movie about female Marines on trial for killing one of their own.
Scene from A few good women-

Female marine- She was weak. Unit, corps, god, country.

Lawyer- You're on trial for murder, and you want me to go to the judge with unit, corps, god, country?

Short dick syndrome 

A disorder Irish and Asian guys have.
He/she was making another lame, unoriginal attempt to embarrass the Irish dude about his short dick syndrome, even though the guy had already been aware of his short dick before it was brought to his attention. When was he/she going to come up with something other than the same kind of exhausted, dull insult the guy had not already heard thousands of times, said by thousands of people.

Napoleonette syndrome 

Females love to laugh at Napoleon syndrome in a male, but they don't want anybody to notice their own, or shed any light on their Napoleonette syndrome.

Rejection 

Getting rejected is not the most painful thing that can happen to somebody.
Getting sawed in half while hanging by your feet seems more painful than rejection. Hell is an overused word to describe things that are not really that bad when you think of how a guy's day is going when a saw is slowly cutting through his intestines and colon.
Rejection by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021