The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.
You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"
Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
by The Only Andy Christ February 01, 2018
A small, furry creature that lives on the island of Nog. All noggies are genetically identical except for tail length and gender.
My science teacher: "If one noggie with with a dominant genotype for long tail mates with noggie that has a recessive..."
The class: "zzzz..."
The class: "zzzz..."
by The Only Andy Christ February 07, 2018
Guy 1: "Hey do you wanna go to the Island of Nog to go noggie hunting?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'll get my 50 cal!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'll get my 50 cal!"
by The Only Andy Christ February 07, 2018