Definitions by The Only Andy Christ
Noggie
A small, furry creature that lives on the island of Nog. All noggies are genetically identical except for tail length and gender.
My science teacher: "If one noggie with with a dominant genotype for long tail mates with noggie that has a recessive..."
The class: "zzzz..."
The class: "zzzz..."
Noggie by The Only Andy Christ February 7, 2018
The Island of Nog
Guy 1: "Hey do you wanna go to the Island of Nog to go noggie hunting?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'll get my 50 cal!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'll get my 50 cal!"
The Island of Nog by The Only Andy Christ February 7, 2018
church of the flying spaghetti monster
The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.
You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"
Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
church of the flying spaghetti monster by The Only Andy Christ February 1, 2018