The Omnipotent Seal's definitions

Locke

(John Locke) a famous political philospher who wrote Two Treatises of Government. He was the pioneer of the social contract theory. Also the alias of Peter Wiggin in Enders Game.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

Nationalist

Anybody willing to tote the banner of their respective country, believing that they are a patriot, but have forgotten about the ideals and instead become engrossed in political name calling. Somehow endowed with superiority over others because he supports his country and everybody else is foreign.

Nationalism cause World War I and will cause the problems of the USA if it continues down this path.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

Shrinkification

The overanalyse of a certain subject (ie. a book, or a person). Derived from the occupation shrink.

also Shrinkify, shrinkying, shrinkified

The English teachers shrinkification of the book was off-base. He was probably a quack.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

wackjob

A quack, crackpot, or insane mofo. Usually prone to delusions of paranoia, schizophrenia, and any other fun mental image seen on tv.

Mulder, were he not brilliant, would be wackjob.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003

Seinfeldien

In reference to a conversation or person who conversates about nothing. Just like on the show Seinfeld.

This is a very Seinfeldien subject, the examination of the quantum possibilties of a Pop-Tart.

He is a major Seinfeldien.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003