Definitions by The Notorious BIC

Textual intercourse 

When a friend is non-stop text messaging another person.

Tell Tommy to stop having textual intercourse with Becky, its his turn to play Halo 3.

Textual intercourse by The Notorious BIC September 30, 2007

Cloribis 

When marijuana is transported from state to state while being shipped in laundry detergent or fabric softener.

I smoked a bag of weed that tasted like Clorox bleach. Naw man, that's just cloribis.

Cloribis by The Notorious BIC September 30, 2007