7 definitions by The Noam Gnome

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The inevitable result of leaning over a creamy cake when wearing a suit and having your tie drop into the cake.

It usually results in a trip to the dry-cleaner.
As they were singing me happy birthday, I stood up and leant over to blow out the candles, my $200 silk tie dropped fell forward and in an instant, it was ruined by Tiecake!
by The Noam Gnome May 03, 2011
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The act of being completely oblivious to the verbal and non-verbal cues of others.
Michael: Blah, blah, blah, blah...

Peter: Uh, yes, thank you Michael, uh yep, yep, yep...

Michael: Blah, blah, blah, blah...


Darren: Did you see Michael just go on and on and on... he didn't notice Peter was bored stupid with his ramblings.

Kathryn: Yes, he was totally cueless!
by The Noam Gnome August 25, 2011
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The inevitable consequence of wearing long, loose-fitting sleeves while eating a roast dinner, curry or stew.
Sadly, I ruined my $500 designer jacket by Gravysleeve.

I was enjoying a delicious stew for dinner and accidentally dipped my sleeve into the brown sauce and not even the magical Mr Wang at the local drycleaner could remove the stain. :-(
by The Noam Gnome May 03, 2011
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The act of being the target of a virtual (or actual) sniper.
Sheesh! I was minding my own business almost drifting off to sleep in the staff meeting and I got sniped by Kelly. Out of nowhere she told the meeting about me sending her the photocopy of my butt cheeks last week.
by The Noam Gnome May 03, 2011
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A contradictory contribution.

Also can be used in the form "Contrabictory"
Adam: The best place for the water cooler is in the north-east corner of the office.

Kelly: Obviously, with the kitchen in the south-west corner, the water cooler should be in the south-west corner.

Darren: Thank you for your helpful contrabiction Kelly.
by The Noam Gnome May 03, 2011
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The inevitable result of trying to eat a microwaved (sloppy) pie while driving a car and wearing a suit.

Microwave meat pies are notoriously sloppy and tend to collapse mid-way through. When the eater is wearing a suit, the hot sloppy filling drops onto his tie, ruining it and causing embarrassment for the rest of the day.
I was driving at 60 when my hot meat pie collapsed and gave me Tiepie.

My $200 silk tie was ruined!
by The Noam Gnome May 04, 2011
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The opposite of "over exaggerate".

To claim something is a lot less/smaller than it really is.

Can also be used in the forms "Underaggerating" and "Underaggerate"
Kathryn: How much do you get paid?

Darren: GYFNO

Kathryn: Come on, tell me. You know I'll find out anyway.

Darren: If you must know, $70,000 per year

Kathryn: That's the worst case of underaggeration I've ever heard!
by The Noam Gnome August 25, 2011
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