2 definitions by The Neigh

Ump Yourself

A referee-less kickball game.

Hey Sam! Do you want to join our kickball team? No thanks, Tim rudely told me to "ump yourself".

by The Neigh September 5, 2019

Bad Hug

An unwarranted hug that lasts beyond 3 seconds that leaves the receiving party uncomfortable.

“Hey did you hear Tony was sent to HR. Oh no, what happened? He gave Gail a Bad Hug when she declined his meeting invite.”

by The Neigh September 6, 2019