The Mooseman's definitions

penis relative

A penis relative is a sibling connected to you only on the fathers side.

Karen’s not my full sister, she’s my penis relative

by the mooseman August 3, 2019

Trogging

The act of clicking through a social media network or library interface with no real intended destination.

"I was trogging through Spotify the other day and I found some incredible music."

"I'm going to trog Facebook until I find 'the one'"
"I found this cool tony stark wiki article when I trogged on the Marvel article"

by the mooseman May 13, 2014

S.W.A.T.

Suburban White Alcoholic Trash

Another phrase to use instead of White Trash.

by The Mooseman May 21, 2004