Definitions by The Midnight Cowboy

urban gentleman

a semi-sexual act usually performed on a drunk or unconcious female. In the urban gentleman, a man kneels over a young woman face and, while putting one hand on his head and the other on his hip, rubs his groin all over her face.

The polygamist forced his wives to the ground and performed the urban gentleman on each of them.

urban gentleman by The Midnight Cowboy May 17, 2005

cobras 

a brand of sun glasses worn by state troopers and emo kids.

Greg was all buisness, dressed in his finest leathers and sporting a pair of cobras.

cobras by The Midnight Cowboy May 17, 2005