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scroogle 

Something my mom made up. Basically the sound your hands make when you lather them with soap.
That guy scroogles too loud.
scroogle by The Miami Mutilator December 11, 2016
A satirical remark used to bash people that try to be "random". Usually used to exaggerate the stupidity of said "random" person, thus the spelling error.
Random person: Neato-potatoes!

Troll: H3ll0, JAMBA JUICE!!! L0L 2 RANDUM 4 U!!!
randum by The Miami Mutilator December 11, 2016

Big Flavor Dipper 

A 2-foot-long pizza with 4 flavorful dipping sauces. The sauces are: California Ranch, Texas Honey BBQ, New York Buffalo sauce, and Marinara sauce. The pizza is $12.99 and has 1 topping. The pizza, disappointingly, is made by Pizza Hut. The Big Flavor Dipper should have actually be made by Papa John's. That way, we could call it: Papa John's 2 Foot Long Big Flavor Dipper With 4 Flavorful Sauces.
I want to buy a Big Flavor Dipper.

You might want to call over a few friends.

Why?

It's a huge pizza, 2 feet long!

Okay, man, call them in...
1) When someone is mentally ill to the point of being unable to process something regularly.
2) A thing edgy 16 year old teenagers say they are in a poor attempt to be quirky.
The mental hospital is full of insane people.
I'm insane, I think about gore!
insane by The Miami Mutilator September 10, 2015