Express Route

By getting the girl to have a shower, it makes them already naked, and you don't need to do the task of seducing* the clothes off the girl, which normally consists of one piece of clothing at a time, could take a lot of time and effort, whereas the shower skips all the hard work and you get your sexy time quicker. Commonly abbreveated to ER. Once again all this could also be avoided by slipping viagra into her drink

*seducing can include anything from kisses to massaging to ripping. Depends on the girl, and your relationship with her...

ps. This is only the case if your girlfriend is not super horny and is the one taking your clothes off... in that case *hi5* man!

"Bernie told his girlfriend to have a shower so he could take the express route"

"eh i can't be bothered kissing you, go have a shower.."

"Mat couldn't get this girl to take the ER, so he had to seduce (rip) her clothes off" naughty boy mat...

by The Mathmagician November 04, 2007

lesbianmaker

A man so repulsive that women who interact with them no longer want to date men and decide to henceforth solely date women.

After getting hit on by the lesbianmaker, Heather called her lesbian friend, Amy, and asked her on a date, proclaiming she'd never date men again.

by The Mathmagician July 08, 2025

lesbianmaker

Men so repulsive that women who interact with them decide to henceforth only date women.

After getting hit on by the lesbianmaker, Heather called her lesbian friend, Amy, and asked her on a date proclaiming she'd never date men again!

by The Mathmagician July 08, 2025