Definitions by The Man who lives in the house

HitlerTube 

Because of Youtube's increasingly aggressive demonetization, abuse of ads as well as a whole slew of other increasingly awful features, its consumers have become oppressed under its rule, thus a new era of YouTube is born, known as HitlerTube.

Josh: "Oh no YouTube removed the dislike button! What are we gunna do?!?!"
Mary: "Well that's no surprise! We're on HitlerTube after all. We can't do shit about it. We can only accept our fate."
Youtube Developers: "MWAHHAAHAHA" *evil laughter*

HitlerTube by The Man who lives in the house November 12, 2021

coronadick 

What you will get if you suck the coronavirus' dick

Random Guy A: My son fell ill yesterday..
Random Guy B: Oh dear..did he catch the coronavirus
Random Guy A: No..no, he contracted something worse..
Random Guy B: What's it?
Random Guy A: He contracted coronadick.

coronadick by The Man who lives in the house April 24, 2020

headhouse 

When one has a head that's the size of a house but is still stupid.

Bob: That piece of shit wanted to cut off his dick but used a blunt knife instead of asking a baboon to chomp it off like how they chomp a banana, what a headhouse!
Angry Dick: Shut the fuck up!

headhouse by The Man who lives in the house February 2, 2019