Definitions by The Mamma with the Quan

collision kid 

Someone who bumps into the other side of life.

That girl could suddenly see the trees for the wood, not just the wood for the trees - she was a true collision kid

collision kid by The Mamma with the Quan December 11, 2007

phantasmagoria 

A bizarre situation that is full of some really good bits, its really bad bits, some really sad bits and some seriously funny bits - all along the way.

What a phantasmagoria that relationship is proving to be

phantasmagoria by The Mamma with the Quan December 11, 2007

Zuton 

A hacker, or a glitch in your pc that prevents one uploading a song from one's itunes library onto the actual ipod

I've got a zuton, not sure what or who it is, but I'm hopping around my itunes chasing things to get the music through.

Zuton by The Mamma with the Quan December 11, 2007

homework 

a method of wooing someone

"how'z is goin' - if you done your homework, you should be good and in"

homework by The Mamma with the Quan December 11, 2007

Type O Negative 

A rare type of blood - the very first one mankind had - so the one the cavemen had in them.

It's also the blood anyone can have put into there system in emergency.

Crisis - there's a carcrash posse in A&E - anyone got any Type O Negative

Type O Negative by The Mamma with the Quan December 11, 2007

catastrophy 

When a relationship that should have got going, is hindered by a bizarre situation.

The predominant character hopefully plucks up the guts to ask the other one out to sort out problems and start again.

Also when a cyber relationship develops as a result of all the above.

Katy and Ken's relationship became a catastrophy as it was momentarily fucked up by confusion - took a while, but catastrophy healed and things got going good...

catastrophy by The Mamma with the Quan December 10, 2007

where now? 

when one doesn't know what to do next.

what a balls-up - funny, but emotional - where now?

where now? by The Mamma with the Quan December 10, 2007