Definitions by The Long Haired Beast

nature's meth 

Coffee, espresso, or natural drinks with lots of caffine.

Tobi: Tiffany is tweaking out on some of nature's meth right now.
Noam: What?
Tobi: She had like 7 espresso shots.

nature's meth by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018

glowing whale 

Used to describe whales swimming among bioluminescence (for example, in Life of Pi).

*looking over ocean*

C: It's really pretty out tonight.
T: Yeah, maybe we'll see a glowing whale!
C: *turns slowly towards T, slightly concerned*

glowing whale by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018

djentrified 

To improve something by making it more metal/djent.

Did you hear our new "Call Me Maybe" cover? We totally djentrified it by tuning down to Drop Q.

djentrified by The Long Haired Beast August 27, 2018