The Little Carrot Who Could's definitions

slimjim

A delicious snack capable of moving vehicles.

Only the slimjim can move a car.

by The Little Carrot Who Could December 14, 2014

Windows 10

Spyware that installs itself without the user's consent.

Windows 10: The latest virus plaguing Windows PCs is actually from Microsoft.

by The Little Carrot Who Could May 17, 2016

Pacifism

The belief that doing absolutely nothing will somehow stop violence.

Pacifism makes no sense because somewhere, someone else will refuse to be pacifist.

Man 1: "Oh my god that guy is killing his own people!"

Man 2: "Let's have tea with him."

Man 1: "But he's killing everyone, he'll kill you!"

Man 2: "Let's have tea with him."

by The Little Carrot Who Could March 7, 2016