Definitions by The Light of Reason
Marihuana
The felon was arrested for the possesion of an ounce of Marihuana....
It's marijuana, you dumb government bureaucrats.
It's marijuana, you dumb government bureaucrats.
Marihuana by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005
octopus
\`oc 'to`pus\ n. An eight-tentacled sea creature, belonging to the mollusk family. Uses suction cups on the underside of its tentacles to crawl around and grip prey. Has a soft shell. When frightened, squirts black ink and darts away quickly. When angered, skin flushes with pigments which turn it a reddish color. Color of octopus sometimes depends on surroundings.
I was scubadiving off the coast of Florida, and ran into an octopus, who became startled and clouded the water with its ink.
octopus by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005
Marriage
n. The Act of Holy Matrimony. According to many religious groups, always reserved for heterosexual couples.
The Act of Marriage, contrary to popular religious opinion, is really the holy joining of two individuals bonded by true love and affection for each other. This is a bond avalible to all, regardless of the gender of either party involved, however, it is reserved only for those who truly care for each other and are ready for the commitment.
The Act of Marriage, contrary to popular religious opinion, is really the holy joining of two individuals bonded by true love and affection for each other. This is a bond avalible to all, regardless of the gender of either party involved, however, it is reserved only for those who truly care for each other and are ready for the commitment.
George - "Peter, I love you so much! Let's get married!" Peter - "I love you as well. But let's only get married when we are sure we're ready to make the commitment to each other."
Marriage by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005
Bruff
n. Nickname for an actual person. He happens to be a very cool person. Who also happens to bruff (def. #2) very well. And produces very smelly bruffs (def. #1).
"Yo, Bruff, how's it goin'?"
"Not bad.... satiring definitions of my nickname on UrbanDictionary.com."
"Not bad.... satiring definitions of my nickname on UrbanDictionary.com."
Bruff by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005
dung heap
n. simply put, a pile of crap. a heap of shit. a mound of doo doo. you get the picture. Could also be used as an insult, if one so chose.
"Man, look at that large, smelly, brown dung heap."
"That's one big pile of shit." "Of course. It's a dung heap."
"Oh, Bob. Don't be such a Dung Heap."
"That's one big pile of shit." "Of course. It's a dung heap."
"Oh, Bob. Don't be such a Dung Heap."
dung heap by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005