n. Nickname for an actual person. He happens to be a very cool person. Who also happens to bruff (def. #2) very well. And produces very smelly bruffs (def. #1).
"Yo, Bruff, how's it goin'?"
"Not bad.... satiring definitions of my nickname on UrbanDictionary.com."
"Not bad.... satiring definitions of my nickname on UrbanDictionary.com."
by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005
n. The Act of Holy Matrimony. According to many religious groups, always reserved for heterosexual couples.
The Act of Marriage, contrary to popular religious opinion, is really the holy joining of two individuals bonded by true love and affection for each other. This is a bond avalible to all, regardless of the gender of either party involved, however, it is reserved only for those who truly care for each other and are ready for the commitment.
The Act of Marriage, contrary to popular religious opinion, is really the holy joining of two individuals bonded by true love and affection for each other. This is a bond avalible to all, regardless of the gender of either party involved, however, it is reserved only for those who truly care for each other and are ready for the commitment.
George - "Peter, I love you so much! Let's get married!" Peter - "I love you as well. But let's only get married when we are sure we're ready to make the commitment to each other."
by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005
n. synthetic drug. (see above)
also known as acid.
Can be taken orally, or through the eyes in the form of eye drops.
also known as acid.
Can be taken orally, or through the eyes in the form of eye drops.
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by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005
The felon was arrested for the possesion of an ounce of Marihuana....
It's marijuana, you dumb government bureaucrats.
It's marijuana, you dumb government bureaucrats.
by The Light of Reason February 23, 2005
\`oc 'to`pus\ n. An eight-tentacled sea creature, belonging to the mollusk family. Uses suction cups on the underside of its tentacles to crawl around and grip prey. Has a soft shell. When frightened, squirts black ink and darts away quickly. When angered, skin flushes with pigments which turn it a reddish color. Color of octopus sometimes depends on surroundings.
I was scubadiving off the coast of Florida, and ran into an octopus, who became startled and clouded the water with its ink.
by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005
n. A boring, french, muffin-esque subsitute for the croissant. Usually eaten by boring, croissant-hating people.
"Brian eats Brioches. He's such a croissant hater."
"Pass me the Brioche, dear." "What, the muffin?" "No, the thing that looks like a muffin but isn't."
"Pass me the Brioche, dear." "What, the muffin?" "No, the thing that looks like a muffin but isn't."
by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005