The King's definitions

bowen

The term "Bowen" orginates from a very stinky guy that shits himself very often. To be called Bowen is to be called the foulest smelling person known to the world.

"Dude did someone empty a septic tank in here?"
"No it's just bowen over there, let's drop him in a vat of air freshner"

by The King March 23, 2005

compact disk

The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.

"I have soooo many compact disks, and I love taking it up the shitpipe!"

by The King August 30, 2003

Windmill

A penis that is so large that it can spin around like a windmill

A: I heard that the kings windmill is 15"
B: Its true, Ive seen it

by The King October 19, 2004

The Blue Line

When you drink all 6 Labatt bottles and line them up with the labels facing out. Referencing the blue lines on an ice rink.

Watching the capitals win, I just killed this six pack to make the blue line.

by The KiNG August 31, 2013

Poop!

what makes the Tanooki board diffrent from all the rest

Poop!=Tanooki board

by The King December 15, 2003

townie

Townies are people who where cheap fake clothes brought from the local market. They where fake burberry caps and scarfs. They got out of there way to where nike and addidas.They use terms such as "blads" and "wa gwan" every townie thinks they are black and would do anything to fit in with a black crowd. Townie females are cheap sluts who thnik they are black. Again fake burberry caps and scarfs. They have fake burberry hair bands.There hair is incredibly greasy there teeth are normally black with tar from ciggertes. They will proboly never have a good job only to be working at the till in poundland. Townies mothers dont give a damn about there kids and gave birth at 15 or 16. There father ran away at 16, and is proboly in prison for assulting someone. Townies apperantly have loads of back up but when it actually comes to it it is a bunch of 4 foot 10yr olds. They look down at people wh are smarter than them and call the boffins. I hate townies so much they are so annoying!!!!.

Townie: Why you looking at me blad
Non townie: I'm not
Townie: Dont get rude blad

by The king April 25, 2004

muse

A Good Band, thats good live, taht some luckey gits get away with getting seated tickets, but are masters at stealth :P

Person1: i seen muse with my mates yesterday,
was ment to b seating but snuck in to standing
Person2: BASTERED

by The King April 1, 2005