pork puffer

An individual who, for enjoyment or personal gain, is quick to slob the one-eyed yogurt merchant.

Suzie was annoying, but her talent as a pork puffer kept Jim from kicking her out of his apartment.

by The Kid Doc D December 02, 2005

Dutch Snuven

A dutch oven made underneath a Snuggie.

After Ralph consumed the three burritos, the dense blue fabric of his Snuggie concealed his gaseous poison in a Dutch Snuven until he saw fit to release it en masse upon his unsuspecting girlfriend.

by The Kid Doc D June 01, 2009

shocker

Two in the Bush, and one in the Cheney

When you don't want to cock her, give her the shocker.

by The Kid Doc D December 02, 2005