The Keeper of the Cheese's definitions

nature's fonts

Nature's Fonts fall under the category of Breasts As cited from the list of 2443 filthy words and phrases compiled by George Carlin.

The good lord has written that young lady with bold nature's fonts.

by The keeper of the cheese October 19, 2013

hooplah

Commotion, disturbance, hype, excited talk or gossip.

What's all the hooplah about?

by The Keeper of the Cheese October 17, 2003

squirfule

An otherwise unidientifiable part of a road skilled squirrel. Also see squibbits.

A few more squirfules and we can make a stew.

by The Keeper of the Cheese October 17, 2003

Squibbits

Unidentifiable bits of roadkill that may be squirrel-bits or squished rabbits, or in an unlikely event, roadkilled squid.

We're having squibbit stew tonight.

by The Keeper of the Cheese October 17, 2003