Definitions by The Keeper of the Cheese

nature's fonts

Nature's Fonts fall under the category of Breasts As cited from the list of 2443 filthy words and phrases compiled by George Carlin.

The good lord has written that young lady with bold nature's fonts.

nature's fonts by The keeper of the cheese October 19, 2013

hooplah 

Commotion, disturbance, hype, excited talk or gossip.

What's all the hooplah about?

hooplah by The Keeper of the Cheese October 17, 2003

squirfule 

An otherwise unidientifiable part of a road skilled squirrel. Also see squibbits.

A few more squirfules and we can make a stew.

squirfule by The Keeper of the Cheese October 17, 2003

Squibbits 

Unidentifiable bits of roadkill that may be squirrel-bits or squished rabbits, or in an unlikely event, roadkilled squid.

We're having squibbit stew tonight.

Squibbits by The Keeper of the Cheese October 17, 2003