Definitions by The Jello Fetus

Dirty Jello Fetus 

When you shove a whole Jello mold into a women's vagina (or anus if she is practiced enough) and then you fuck her until the Jello chunks start falling out and have properly discolored your penis.

It was Thanksgiving, so you know I gave my wife a dirty Jello Fetus on the dining room table, but now the family refuses to look either of us in the eye.

Dirty Jello Fetus by The Jello Fetus April 15, 2020

Paddleboat

when you rub your hands between a woman's breasts, motorboat style.

she bent forward toward me, but i was eating a donut and so my mouth was full, so i shoved my hand into her cleavage and paddleboated her.

Paddleboat by The Jello Fetus September 1, 2016

Hummingbirding 

Butterfly kisses (using your eyelashes to tickle) on your lovers genitals.

She slid down my chest and stomach, and I got excited, but then instead of fellatio she started hummingbirding me. I could not believe how it felt! That is my future wife right there!

Hummingbirding by The Jello Fetus September 1, 2016

lobster-claw

the female equivalent of teabagging.

she knocked me down, and dropped her pants. i was thinking "oh yeah", but then she straight sat on my forehead and lobster-clawed me.

lobster-claw by The Jello Fetus February 7, 2012