Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The Ishi

The Crying Chipmunk

When a woman is being deepthroated and is *surprise* anally fisted.

Fred just gave his mom the crying chipmunk, and couldn't walk for a week.

When a dozen men ejaculate into a woman's hair, and mold it into a mohawk, and then dick slap her violently in the face for good measure.

God, I'm so jealous of Stacey's new haircut. She's got a white mohawk!!

When a man fills a woman's anus with waffle mix, and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse.

I gave your mom a Belgian Delivery Boy, and she got waffle mix all over your bed.