Definitions by The Ishi

The Crying Chipmunk 

When a woman is being deepthroated and is *surprise* anally fisted.

Fred just gave his mom the crying chipmunk, and couldn't walk for a week.

The Crying Chipmunk by The Ishi October 7, 2007

White Mohawk 

When a dozen men ejaculate into a woman's hair, and mold it into a mohawk, and then dick slap her violently in the face for good measure.

God, I'm so jealous of Stacey's new haircut. She's got a white mohawk!!

White Mohawk by The Ishi October 7, 2007

Belgian Delivery Boy 

When a man fills a woman's anus with waffle mix, and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse.

I gave your mom a Belgian Delivery Boy, and she got waffle mix all over your bed.

Belgian Delivery Boy by The Ishi October 7, 2007