The Hoxford Fictionary's definitions
Definition 1 (Verb)
Used to describe a person thinking about doing an impossibly delusional thing mostly during mealtimes or shower times, or usually when bored.
Used to describe a person thinking about doing an impossibly delusional thing mostly during mealtimes or shower times, or usually when bored.
My great grandfather gets drunk a lot, and yesterday he was (1 -ing)thing at work.
Sarah was ranting about why her boyfriend, Joseph kept on being emotionally intense after an argument and just had a (1)the session.
Sarah was ranting about why her boyfriend, Joseph kept on being emotionally intense after an argument and just had a (1)the session.
by The Hoxford Fictionary October 20, 2025
Get the themug. Genius Bar: "Would you like to upgrade to AppleCare+ to fix your device for a measly $1200?"
Customer: "no"
Investor: "OOH! ABSOLUTE CARE PLUS, THAT SOUNDS FANCY MAYBE IT WILL BLOW UP IM IN FOR A SMALL $1200 TRADEOFF"
Customer: "no"
Investor: "OOH! ABSOLUTE CARE PLUS, THAT SOUNDS FANCY MAYBE IT WILL BLOW UP IM IN FOR A SMALL $1200 TRADEOFF"
by The Hoxford Fictionary October 28, 2025
Get the nomug. ElonMusk (noun)
A variant of the human species where we observed that this mammal enjoys naming things after futuristic scifi conventions or putting the letter X everywhere. After observing, we can say he is rich, also develops and maintains a few companies that reinvent the wheel with futuristic terms and unnecessary features (touch manipulation of gear stalk controls for mammal built transportation machine named after Tesla)
This specimen acquired a digital communication platform previously known as "Twitter" and immediately named it to a single geometric character where he self proclaims it is his favourite character
The platform now serves its purpose as a tool that other variants of his species can use to broadcast unfiltered processes at all hours and watch as the downvotes and haters rush in to call you out while others go along
Initially observed supporting various ideological positions simultaneously, this creature has evolved to adopt whichever political stance generates maximum attention metrics. Notable behaviors include threatening to move companies to different territories when displeased with local governance, similar to a toddler threatening to run away from home but with considerably more capital.
A variant of the human species where we observed that this mammal enjoys naming things after futuristic scifi conventions or putting the letter X everywhere. After observing, we can say he is rich, also develops and maintains a few companies that reinvent the wheel with futuristic terms and unnecessary features (touch manipulation of gear stalk controls for mammal built transportation machine named after Tesla)
This specimen acquired a digital communication platform previously known as "Twitter" and immediately named it to a single geometric character where he self proclaims it is his favourite character
The platform now serves its purpose as a tool that other variants of his species can use to broadcast unfiltered processes at all hours and watch as the downvotes and haters rush in to call you out while others go along
Initially observed supporting various ideological positions simultaneously, this creature has evolved to adopt whichever political stance generates maximum attention metrics. Notable behaviors include threatening to move companies to different territories when displeased with local governance, similar to a toddler threatening to run away from home but with considerably more capital.
by The Hoxford Fictionary October 20, 2025
Get the elonmuskmug.