Definitions by The Hoff 75

Bonnet touch 

The act of touching a young ladies bonnet before she notices.

‘I got a two second Bonnet touch’
Well done Dan

Bonnet touch by The Hoff 75 September 14, 2022

Unwanted sweetcorn 

The act of sodomy that ends with an unwanted surprise

John, I pulled out and found unwanted sweetcorn on my helmet!

Unwanted sweetcorn by The Hoff 75 September 14, 2022