The Herb and company's definitions

Push-Of-War

Opposite of Tug-of-war. It's a two-player game where one player puts their mouth over the opponent's ass. The ass opponent tries to take a shit, while the mouth opponent tries to blow as hard as they can so that the shit doesn't go in their mouth. Whoever holds out the longest wins.

I killed Tutton in a Push-Of-War contest. I can't believed he thought he could beat me.

by The Herb and Company October 15, 2004

Dolby Disapproval

The sound you hear from at least 5 people in a room when you say something that crosses the line. Everybody says "AWWWWWWWW", and because there are so many people in the room who disapprove it is like surround sound, Dolby style.

*Somebody makes a joke*

*Someone else makes a joke, but it is too dirty/wrong/offensive*

Everyone: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

They just got a Dolby Disapproval

by The Herb and Company February 3, 2006

Hot Air Balloon

Performed after a Red Balloon. To stpo the beeding, put a hair dryer in someone's ass to cauterize any bleeding from popped hemerroids.

Chastity's bleeding was uncontrolable this time, we had to resort to a Hot Air Balloon

by The Herb and Company November 23, 2004