Definitions by The Harmeister
kagome
Kagome is a stupid bimboish schoolslut, judging by Her name and how it's spelled, She would be better off a Jimmy Dean sausage biscuit high on Afghan opium.
Although I like Jimmy dean's sausage biscuit, I wouldn't wanna eat Kagome, If Kagome appears in your box of Jimmy Dean's instead of just throwing her away, torture her in the microwave or chop her up with a kitchen knife or peirce her head with a fork or toothpick.
kagome by The Harmeister April 1, 2005
kingdom hearts
Another monsterious series that was crapped out from the asses of Sqaure-enix (and SqaureSoft for the earlier FF games). Possibly WORSE than Final Fantasy, the reason why: ITS FINAL FANTASY...WITH DISNEY CHARACTERS! Whats next "Kingdom Spades": Final Fantasy meets Cartoon Network, "Kingdom Clovers": Final Fantasy meets Nickelodeon, or "Kingdom Diamonds": Final Fantasy meets Warner Bros. I sure don't want those things to be crapped out the asses of Sqaure.
If Kingdom Hearts and evil Square have thier way and if Kingdom Spades, Kingdom Clovers, and Kingdom Diamond are made, then we are probably going to have to kiss good, wholesome, tasteful, quality gaming goodbye.
kingdom hearts by The Harmeister April 1, 2005
paper mario
An Instant classic since the first day I played it when I first rented it at blockbuster back in 5th grade. But I gotta admit, I was kinda disapointed with the the 2nd installment, Paper Mario 2: The Thousand year door for the GCN.
Good ol' cheap Paper Mario is much more better than all that expensive and bland, fancy lookin Final Fantasy shit.
paper mario by The Harmeister March 31, 2005
final fantasy
The most overated game series ever. So what if it has good graphics, retarded looking characters, and a Japanesey look. It seems that today, Video Games are automatically cool if they have sharp graphics, and it looks Japanese or Chinese. And Video Games that have all sorts of fun stuff but don't have the best graphics or if they dont look Japanesey are often turned down even by serious gamers. It seems that one of the follys of Modern gaming is that gamers are being turned into wimps. I remmember back in "the days" when all those old and classical video games wouldn't have all those 1 hour long bullshit Cut scenes. Don't get me wrong, I like videogame cutscenes but not if they are hella long.
I sure hope they dont turn Mario from a Cool and Funny looking Italian/New Yorker plumber into some overused, sleek, deadly and Asian-looking yet gay looking Samurai or Warrior who would strip off his clothes after every battle. That would suck now would It.
final fantasy by The Harmeister March 31, 2005
mosh pit
A kind of Dance move, well I would call it a dance move, I say its moreso Stupidly flailing and crashing into objects and people to high tempoed music. Popular at a Azn pride party or concert full of Asian Hunnies in skin tight leather shorts and shaking their nice booties.
mosh pit by The Harmeister March 28, 2005
Tiberian Sun
The Sequel to Command & Conquer and Command & Conquer: Renegade, The game is set in the 2030 (or 2031 I forgot). On Tiberian sun, Nod recovered itself when a man named Anton Slavik escapes Execution and then later on Executed his would be executor Hassan and when doing so Kane makes a surprise revival. On the GDI's side of the story: General James Soloman (played by James Earl Jones from Star Wars) realized that Kane is back in power and he plans to do Something about it, so he gets one of his best men, Commander Mike McNeil (Played by Michael Biehn from Termanator 1) Mike was also assigned to capture Nod General Vega who has been dealing a possible Tiberium based poison. Also there have been many new things with Tiberium in Tiberian Sun, Tiberium has grown rapidly causing Civilian evacuation from Temperate and tropical climates of the earth (those are ecosystems that Tiberium grow the fastest on) and caused almost all non-mutated Human Civilians to evacuated to the Colder Northern Regions of the Earth (eg, Scandinavia, North Russia and Siberia, North Canada, Greenland ext). Some humans who were infected by Tiberium gradually mutated into Tiberium mutants known as the Forgotten who were also known as Shiners as a racist slang by most non-infected Civilians and GDI personnel. The Forgotten (Shiners as we would call em) are major victims of Nod Tiberium research. Tiberium research was a key component for the Brotherhood of Nod's cyborg program and discover advanced Tiberium mutations such as Viceroids (which also appeared on Tiberian Dawn and renegade)fiends, Tiberium Floaters, and Tiberium Veinhole monsters (New mutant creatures on Tiberian sun). Command and Conquer: Tiberian I would say, Although a old and dated game (it was released back in the Summer of 1999) it has a intresting Plot and Story and James Earl Jones (aka: Darth Vader) is in it!
If you want a good yet classical Futuristic/Sci-fi RTS game, then you should give C&C:Tiberian Sun, and it's expansion pack- C&C:Tiberian Sun Firestorm a try
Tiberian Sun by The Harmeister March 28, 2005