34 definitions by The Harmeister

A very useful tool to make characters from TV shows, anime and video games gay.

The most overated game series ever. So what if it has good graphics, retarded looking characters, and a Japanesey look. It seems that today, Video Games are automatically cool if they have sharp graphics, and it looks Japanese or Chinese. And Video Games that have all sorts of fun stuff but don't have the best graphics or if they dont look Japanesey are often turned down even by serious gamers. It seems that one of the follys of Modern gaming is that gamers are being turned into wimps. I remmember back in "the days" when all those old and classical video games wouldn't have all those 1 hour long bullshit Cut scenes. Don't get me wrong, I like videogame cutscenes but not if they are hella long.

A proud and glorious nation in the Avatar: The Last Airbender series. The Fire Nation only tries to help other nations of the Avatar world move into the future but Water Tribesmen along with their mentally retarded minds cannot understand the benefits of Fire Nation hegemony which is why water tribesmen need to be killed off.

The Fire Nation is always constantly under attacked by idiotic Water benders, internal communists like Iroh and Ursa, Maoist "Freedom Fighters", and avatars like Aang who could care less about "the balance" and only wish to spoon feed their Marxist agendas to people in the avatar world.

Rumor has it CABAL was originally created by Kane to be the AI for both Kane and Nod near the end of the First Tiberium War. (in Tiberian Dawn) CABAL was first used near the start of the Second Tiberium War assisting Slavik on his campaign to kick Hassan out of power and restore the glory of the Brotherhood of Nod and afterwards, he was used to help Nod fight against GDI. Eventually (in the Firestorm expansion pack) Nod would bring CABAL back online after GDI decommissioned him and CABAL would have the Brotherhood of Nod do such inethical tasks and missions (such as unleashing Tiberium creatures on Civilian populations, assasinating Tratos and an all out assault on Shiner populations.) then CABAL turned on Nod, using Cyborgs to kill all the Nod officials in the inner circle except for Slavik, just after CABAL's betrayal, the GDI took control of CABAL (or thought they did) but in reality, CABAL was only using GDI and Dr. Budreau to locate peices of the Tacitus. After CABAL used GDI, he starts going on a all out assault on the GDI, Nod and Civilians and Shiners (Tiberium mutated humans for those who don't know) populations, capturing organic components for his cyborg army. In the last GDI and Nod firestorm missions, CABAL has a huge powerful bad-ass mech called the "Core Defender" protecting his main core. Once you defeat him on the Nod missions, you will see the ending scene that reveals CABAL's true identity...I'm not telling, you're just going to have to find out yourselves.

The underrated Mario Bros who twice his older brother's ass; first in "Mario is Missing", then in "Luigi's Mansion" and maybe a few more times in the animated series in the late 80s and early 90s. Luigi can jump higher, he can perform critical hits with his upper cuts and shoots out green straight-shooting fire balls (as witnessed in Super Smash bros games). However, Luigi is not as fast, as physically strong (when it comes to lifting and carrying things) and he does not have a good sense of balance as Mario, (making him harder to control) as witnessed in SMB 2.

A pedophillic Asiaphile's wet dream. She is a cute Chinese girl from the Tekken series, she is a red guard and High school student.

Ling Xiaoyu is a favorite character among pervert.

Kagome is a stupid bimboish schoolslut, judging by Her name and how it's spelled, She would be better off a Jimmy Dean sausage biscuit high on Afghan opium.