Definitions by The Great Grifter

Mawpaw 

Mawpaw is derived from the words more and paw. This is a clear signal from your dog that they require additional pets by pawing at you, as stopping enjoyable scritches is not desirable at this time, thank you.

I was giving the dog some ear rubs before I went to work and he gave me the mawpaw when I stopped. I felt terrible cos I had to go and he looked so sad.

Mawpaw by The Great Grifter November 3, 2020

Punitunity 

A punitunity is a portmanteau of pun and opportunity. It means an opportunity to make a pun.

You missed a punitunity there, you must be having a slow day.

Punitunity by The Great Grifter October 30, 2020

Sucker mucker 

A sexual term to describe giving a blow job whilst simultaneously fingering someone's bum hole, without performing a preparatory anal cleanse or douche beforehand.

I was giving Daniel a sucker mucker last night and got shit under my nails.

Sucker mucker by The Great Grifter October 28, 2020