Definitions by The Great Beardman

Bathtub jellyfish 

Sperm in the bathtub drain

I beat off in the shower, now there are bathtub jellyfish circling the drain.

Bathtub jellyfish by The Great Beardman July 22, 2016

Marshalling 

To obsess over mulching your yard constantly.

Brian was Marshalling again this weekend.

Marshalling by The Great Beardman May 12, 2015